Stuff about skulboi, valgal, and the rest of the magi-gang

[facelessxchurch]

Hot Take 13#

[witthound]

tbh The only fancast i have in SP is Alaina Huffman as Eliza Scorn

[skulandcrossbones]

They called them the Dead Men because they went on suicide missions and always came back alive.

[incorrectspquotes]

Dexter: Skulduggery and Valkyrie are platonic.

Saracen: Please. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are not platonic. Just like no two single people in the world are ever platonic. Two people are only platonic if in the next 20 minutes there is no chance of them hooking up. Truth is, I only know of one genuinely platonic relationship-

Dexter: You and me.

Saracen: Don't make me laugh, Vex. You want to hit this so hard.

[incorrectspquotes]

Ghastly: If Skulduggery knew I was helping you open a portal to the faceless ones' dimension, he'd-

Valkyrie: I don't care. He'd do it for me. Tell me he wouldn't. If I were missing-

Ghastly: He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes. I know. Hell, you think I don't want to burn the whole world right now? I'm just trying to be a responsible adult.

[vaiks-sp-space]

Big Scorn Energy

I made a thing

Video: Gurren Lagann - Yoko s.t.a.r.s. Music: Kotek  Littlemore - Surface

[kashaifilms]

Skulduggery Pleasant Short - The Button

So the time is finally here guys and gals, The Button is going full throttle. I have a crew confirmed, a casting call has been put out on the website starnow (here’s the link if you want to apply: https://www.starnow.co.uk/listing/1035642 ) and location scouting is underway. If all goes well the short will be out on December 21st. 

If you have any question feel free to ask or PM me, and I’ll get to them ASAP.

Wish me luck.

[thorin-is-a-cuddler]

Okay, so I have to post some Skul P. content, so get ready, people!! 

Dance parties with the Skul P. gang would include:

- Saracen and Tanith dancing together just to make Ghastly jealous - It is easily forgiven when Tanith gives him a sweet kiss right afterwards - Ghastly’s little grin disappears when Saracen calls out “Now it’s my turn!” - Skulduggery and Valkyrie would make the cutest dancing pair ever i mean he would sweep her around so confidently and wildly just to make her laugh but he would always catch her securely it would be heart-warming and fantastic - Dexter is a dancing genius - Him and Tanith would do a perfectly in sync performance of the Breakfast Club dancing scenes - Dexter and Valkyrie have a slightly alcohol induced dance battle that ends with a broken table - Ghastly and Tanith slow dancing to True by Spandau Ballett i mean  - Valkyrie and Ghastly surprise everyone with a pretty cool Swing performance - Skulduggery’s and China’s dramatic Tango can not even be made fun of - it’s breath taking - The song that makes Valkyrie go crazy on the dance floor is Rock’n Roll Gypsy by Helen Schneider - Militsa is shy at first but Valkyrie’s strong arms make her feel safe - Fletcher doesn’t know the definition of rhythm - He almost breaks his leg(s) - Anton doesn’t dance anymore since Larrikin died - he used to bring about the most hardcore dance battles among The Dead Men and it’s just not the same without him - dancing makes Anton nostalgic  i hurt myself - Dexter eventually hauls Saracen on the dance floor and they do a highly amusing 18th century dance that is very Jane Austen like but it’s obvious that there’s more going on between them than entertainment for the others during this - Gracious and Donegan don’t really feel comfortable until someone decides to play Nirvana  - They knock each other out during their head banging session

[davinamarr]

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

[graceistrash46]

HEADCANON, HEADCANON.

Okay but imagine Valkyrie having the backscreen of her phone/laptop changing really frequently of selfies of her with a bunch of random men and most people think she's a player but really its just Skulduggery with his façade

[tyrelpinnegar]

My favorite genre:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

[tromlui]

Honestly kenspeckle was literally the only person with any sense in the skulduggery pleasant series like more people shoulda be concerned skulduggery was bringing this teenage girl around with him and nearly getting her killed

[human-bean-juice]

pls read skulduggery pleasant.

pls.

[human-bean-juice]

srry srry

[human-bean-juice]

almost done with the first book *:.｡. .｡.:*･ ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

[facelessxchurch]

Shitpost Headcanon

Skulduggery isn’t actually wearing a pine stripes suit. If you look closely you can see that he’s actually wearing McGregors ‘f*ck you’ suit.

[tanu-the-avocado]

Perks of having a teleporter boyfriend

[spetura]

“how have you been? i’ve been really busy being dead. you know - after you murdered me.” hi everyone, i think abyssinia sounds like glados and no one can stop me.

if i’m remembering right all we know about her appearance-wise is that her hair is silver so. watch me make that be her theme colour lmao.

also i’ve decided that she’s short. for two reasons: 1, everyone else in this series is tall/we need some short rep, and 2,