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— Penny Peterson — ♦ Queen Bee of Charleston Private School. 2nd Grade | A Honor Roll | Best Subject: History "If I don't like you — I don't like you. End of story."

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The best thing ever would be to get a Patty and Paul role players. hhhh Penny getting to possibly do stuff with her parents. ;v;

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I'm online, I promise! I'm making icons of Sherman, Patty, Paul and Mr. Peabody as I roleplay on another blog. :)

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I say,

         "I hate you".

We break up.           You call me,

        "I love you." ♥

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Please reblog this if you are a

ROTG, HTTYD, Tangled, Frozen, Brave or any toher Disney/Dreamworks rp blog

Looking for rp partners.

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Where do babies come from? B)

Answer: an alien puts one in your stomach in the middle of the night, and then you have an alien thing growing in your stomach for nine whole months!

URL: Not my thing | Good | Great | Amazing | Flawless AJJDKASKFJ

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I FINISHED JOHN.

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Listen, kid.

Joinin’ the crew is goin’ta take more than jus’ a bat of lashes, a’right?

Heh, to be frank, just lookin’ at ‘cha, I know you don’t have what it takes, kid. Yeah, yeah. Looks can be decievein’. Let’s see if you can prove me wrong. Formalities; might as well introduce the boys, huh? You might possibly be working with them, beside us, as we train your ass up to match what we deal with. Got an oath and everythin’.

Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce, Hearts Boxcars and Diamonds Droog.

I saw somethin’ in you. Hm, my mistake. Maybe you don’t have what it takes. We’re famously known mobsters; we get respect, no need to earn it from no dumbasses who don’t know the difference between an interrogation and a kidnappin’. To be frank, it’s two different things dependin’ on the situation. Don’t fucking argue with me.

Oh, do my hearin’ canals decieve me? You do or don’t? Anyway, whatever, I got more important matters to pry to. It’s your choice. Odds are, your chances are slim but I admire you trying. If you really wanna know what you’re up against, initiation ain’t easy. It’s an easy deal for a bunch of criminals like us, but I wouldn’t call us criminals; just changin’ the world in a different perspective. Initiation deals with either killing someone or stealing from the bank. Your choice. Up for the deal, the application is right here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, kid. Oh, also, tip numero one: never backstab members in your gang. Ever.

Consequences? Ahaha, good one. Easy. 

Death.

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Beware of DAVE STRIDER.

This asshole isn’t afraid of just taking your ass and handing it over to you on a silver platter after he’s had his fun and games. I mean? I’ve known this guy practically for years now and he’s the biggest asshole I’ve ever come across to even call a best friend. Yeah, we’ve had our share of fights and our share of “is this gay enough or not” but even after everything and his cool kid persona, he’s kind of a great guy to call a friend.

Sure, he isn’t into the things I’m into like Nicholas Cage movies, Little Monsters, magic tricks and the like but he’s the biggest dork I know. :B

And he says I’m the dork. Spend five minutes with him and you’ll regret ever starting a conversation.

That’s all I have to say about Dave Strider.

P.S John was here,Dave is a loser. :B

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helgaxsinclair:

   ”Mhm. I don’t see why you can’t     watch yourself. You’re old enough   to know not to do anything stupid, right?”

⊰♚⊱— "Uh, yeah. I'm pretty sure I know how to handle on my own.          I'm almost 8 years old.          I'm PRACTICALLY an adult."

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"Pfffft,         come on Rolf.     It ain't that hard."

      You'd think leading a horse to water would be a easier challenge.

"Ring their doorbell and bail. Or do I hafta call you a doofus too?"

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     "Anna——;            please, listen to me.                          Don't                          be                          afraid.   You're my sister.                The last person I have to call                                                           f a m i l y.

I don't want anything to happen to you;                So please,                                 L E A V E."

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     "Well, haven't seen many people like me around. It's always been Belt and I, the two amigos. Being alone for a while keeps you on your feet and using the object in your head, which Belt and I gladly call a brain, gives you the ideas to keep yourself alive! So, what is it tiger girl? Are you coming or what? We don't have much time."

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Send me a ✧ and I'll introduce you to one of all the muses I ever had.

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⊰♚⊱— "Oh chin up. Have a little fun!"

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helgaxsinclair:

  ❝This wasn’t how I planned      on spending my day…❞

⊰♚⊱— "Ugh. Don't act so excited, I'm not so thrilled to be having you as my babysitter either."

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*Screams from the top of a mountain*

Please do not automatically assume that my character is going to know who yours is if this is our first time interacting

Please do not claim that your character knows really personal stuff and/or everything about my character because it makes both the mun and muse extremely uncomfortable

Please do not claim that your character is a family member or friend/companion of my character’s without discussing it with the mun beforehand