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[shesanonymousfornow]

I love non-sexual intimacy.

Like let me sit your lap with your hands on my waist while I talk your ear off about something stupid that I just feel like telling you about. Let me play with your hands. Let me run my nails along your muscles to relax you. Lay your head in my lap while I scratch your head so you can fall asleep. Let’s cuddle while we watch tv at night in a dim lounge room with only the soft light of a lamp. Let me brush your hair and play with it. Let me literally just exist in your space.

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[zilluzion]

🏳️‍🌈we come in all shapes and sizes

🍓🐉🍋💙🍇

HAPPY PRIDE!!! i’ve been working on a whole little collection to go with this art, so keep an eye out!

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[fairycosmos]

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

[fairycosmos]

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

[serial222killer]

[plushiedergen18]

What are hyenas even about (whatever is it i’m HERE FOR IT)

[darshanaheena]

yeah it’s a big fuckin’ mystery alright

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[probuccalfat]

is it sexually attractive that i have no subscriptions to streaming services

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[jake2bb]

Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[grapefruiters]

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

[mathsbian]

This is what we want when we say cis people should explore their gender too. Get excited about it! Euphoria is awesome! Find what you love about being you and embrace it wholeheartedly!

[spacelazarwolf]

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

[Image ID: comment from user enharmonics reading: Kronk /End ID]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Can confirm. Being exposed to all the "gender discourse" and ppl talking about their gender helped me find my identity and what/how my gender is.

Like for me the result was "still cis, but with a better understanding of myself" and I think that's great

[nick-nonya]

the cold and ambitious scientist analyzing me muttered "fascinating" under their breath. which could be good :3