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imagine being at work and sirens in your pussy just start going off loud as fuck and everyones getting mad at you and uour like slapping your pussy trying to get it to shut the fuck up like desperately sweating and everyones angry
“Misandry is when the women’s bathroom is closer to your seat than the men’s washroom is. :c” “Misandry is clubs offering free nights for girls and not for guys. :ccc” “Misandry is having a women’s centre and not a men’s centre! We have needs too. :ccccccccc” *tips le fedora to cover le mantears*
Misandry is when they kick out your abused mom from a domestic violence shelter because you turned 13 and they don’t allow men in.
Misandry is having the court take custody of your children taken from you and given to your ex-wife even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s not fit to be their guardian
Misandry is the police arresting you for being stabbed by your abusive wife
Misandry is the idea that all men need to be taught not to rape.
Misandry is the idea that masculinity is toxic.
Misandry is telling all men that they’re oppressors.
Misandry is entire countries having laws and crime definitions that specifically and only punish men.
Misandry is demanding men not receive the same government funded abuse shelters as women have because of a personal opinion on only men being capable of domestic violence.
Misandry is ten thousand boys being murdered for being boys by terrorists with little to no media coverage, while just 200 girls being kidnapped by the same terrorists in the same areas get constant media attention and support from celebrities and politicians alike to protect them.
Misandry is having to sit in the principal’s office, bleeding from multiple scratches across the face, arms, and chest, covered in dirt and bruised to shit, and having to *apologize* to the girl who pushed you to the earth and attacked you for not wanting to play with her, because you gave her a black eye while trying to get her off of you.
Misandry is glorifying or ignoring women’s crimes, laughing or shifting blame whenever they murder, rape, or steal.
Misandry is going after people funding shelters for men, tearing down people who even try to help them, because they’re all “demons serving the patriarchy”.
Misandry is exploiting gender stereotypes in order to ruin people’s lives.
Misandry is being forced into a role, locked out of the luxury of certain choices that are basically guaranteed to be accessible to the other 50% of people in the world.
Misandry is the law saying men can’t be raped.
Misandry is being laughed at by peers or told you should’ve liked your sexual abuse.
Misandry is glorifying psycho girlfriends breaking their boyfriend’s shit and abusing them.
Misandry is men making up the overwhelming percentage of workplace deaths and all suicides.
Misandry is men not being able to express their emotions because people will accuse them of being gay or a pussy.
Misandry is when you get longer sentences than women for the same crime.
Misandry is the fact that men lack any reproductive rights
Misandry is the fact that it’s considered misogynistic to talk about any of the above problems, and feminists like @apupcalypse mock and belittle us for doing so.
Misandry is me being someone telling you you’re worse than cis men because you “chose” to transition
Misandry is seeing male patients in an in-patient facility little to no advice besides shaming
Misandry is hearing stories about your suicidal father getting little to no support because his abuser was his mom
Misandry is brushing off all the stories I can tell about men having their lives ruined by women as anecdotes while all the stories you can tell about women having their lifes ruined by men are proof that men are evil.
Misandry is being a father, not getting any money from the woman who you love, who wants to divorce you, who forces you into a trailer park. Then, your daughter is tricked into falsely accusing you of physical abuse upon the children so your wife can keep the kids. And of course, the majority of people believe the mother’s side of the story— because she’s a woman and therefore obviously not as threatening to the children.
When your daughter talks about her experience years later, she’s told to shut up, because her father didn’t try hard enough to keep her, while you were still trying to keep yourself off of the streets.
Misandry is 4 women killing a man who helps them change a flat tire.
Four strippers have been arrested for allegedly murdering a Missouri man who helped them change a flat tire on their car, police said Sunday
Misandry is a girl gang assaulting a man and still getting a slap on the wrist.
THREE women sexually assaulted a footballer after plying him with vodka and cutting up vegetables over his body. The women – Brogan Gillard,
Misandry is falsely accusing the man who stopped to help you fix your car.
Kenan Basic spent two weeks in a maximum security prison, lost his job and is now going through a divorce, after a 19 year old woman made fa
Misandry is seeking sperm donor helping your gay friend and then turning around and suing him 16 years later.
A gay man who helped his friend conceive two children might be rethinking his kind deed, as she is now suing some him sixteen years later. T
Misandry is a man being forced to give up his semen so his ex-wife can get pregnant and then being forced to pay child support.
For all we hear about women supposedly not having equal rights to men, it sure seems that in some cases, women have more rights than men.
Misandry is a feminist falsely accusing one of her own colleagues causing you suicide.
CLAPHAM - England - A South London man who was a male feminist and activist for decades committed suicide after being wrongfully accused of
Misandry is a feminist falsely accusing her best friend driving the kids to suicide.
Images in this thread Jan 12 - Woman's false #metoo claim causes suicide of best friend BX Daily Bugle
Misandry is a girl urging her troubled friend to go through with committing suicide.
Michelle Carter, who pressed Conrad Roy III to kill himself, was convicted in a rare finding that a person’s words can directly cause someon
Misandry is all your feminist forebears.
Now that i reblogged, the sjw gang is probably going to assault me since i agree with most of those 😂
And that is drumroll dot dot dot dot dot misandry.
@nah2binary You realize individuals exist right? PEOPLE can be misandrist even if the system ot whatever bullshit you believe in isn’t
Misandry needs a body, aka, systematically needs to exist prior in order to ducument individualised cases of misandry. It’s a sociological concept with no ground because it’s an ideology inherently discussing social groups. Otherwise it’s just violence and we already have terms to describe it, such as the “Abuse”, there’s no need to suggest that women have historically systematically been in power over men, because that’s incorrect. Misandry is a term that needs context, such as history and power-dynamics over another social group of people for it to be legitimate. I’m fully here to talk about the high suicide rates of men, men being unable to gain custody of children, ect, ya know, Actually acknowledge how and why these things are happening instead of claiming “it’s because of women in power” and not because of a capitalist misogynist system hurting other men.
Hey bitch. Countless SYSTEMIC issues were listed and shows you didn’t read shit.
Sociology is a bullshit degree that is not even the same in every country and is susceptible to propaganda. Sociology ain’t shit. This here are facts. No matter how you try to minimize it like every other feminist rotten cunt says. The issues exist. Women ARE responsible for them just as men are.
Misandry has history and powerdynamics. Stop treating men like a monolith.
This is your brain on your collectivism.
For a group of people that hate women being domestic feminist sure love sweeping everything under the rug.
“MiSaNdRy NeEdS tO bE sYsTeMiC!!!”
Gender gap in prison sentences, gender gap in child custody, gender gap in mental health resources, rape laws explicitly excluding men, government resources explicitly labelling men as abuser by default (primarily the Duluth Model), lack of reproduction rights, lack of protection of bodily autonomy, lack of freedom to vote (in America, men receive the gift of being able to vote for signing their body over to the Selective Service, aka the draft).
And that’s just to name the few off the top of my head.
Every single one of those are systemic in nature.
@nah2binary @c1ey You’re both full of shit that were looking to defend blind hatred of men, rather than even consider that it isn’t an either/or situation.
> instead of claiming “it’s because of women in power”
The NOW (the largest Feminist organisation in the world) actively blocked shared custody by default. The Duluth Model was implemented by Feminists.
What’s worse, nobody, not a single fuckin’ person, was blaming women as a whole. That was entirely you with your projection and how you perceive everything through Conflict Theory.
Pull your head from your ass. You’re the kind of dumbfuck that would have fallen for and passed The Grievance Studies. Quit trying to protect your hatred by acting like it’s everyone else, scumbag.
He was not sitting when he was banned - and it's Twitter's right as a private company to ban whoever
Impeaching is a legal legislative process and Trump did bad stuff in office worth condemning
If you commit crimes like trespassing and assaulting police offices you get jailed
They raided Joe Biden's home too, this isn't unique.
Ex-Presidents aren't immune to being persecuted under the law. Do we just not indict him when he commits crimes?
If you supported overturning the fair 2020 election because of election fraud lies (when Trump is the one who attempted to submit fake electors votes) then you are at least no longer on the side of American democracy - intentionally or not.
Lame response.
1. Y’all sure love to use “they’re a private company they can ban whoever 🤗” line when it’s someone you don’t like but when a baker, also a private business, just says he won’t bake a gay wedding cake you guys cry discrimination, call him a bigot, take him to court and try to get his business shut down and try to pass laws to force him to violate his religious beliefs and I don’t see you condemning leftists for that.
And also, Twitter being a private business is irrelevant. You seem to think you’re pretty intelligent so surely you’re smart enough to see the actual issue here?
Yes, Twitter is a private business good job. But they are also a platform of speech. And they have terms of service that should apply equally to all users. But they don’t. They claimed Trump violated their terms of service and incited violence which he verifiably and objectively did not do. So they banned him for no reason. Twitter doesn’t get to decide what inciting violence means because we have precedent for what that is.
So can they ban whoever they want with no reason? Yes.
Should they? No.
Twitter was wrong to do what they did even if they are allowed to and you’re pathetic for trying to defend it and ignoring the context just because you hate Trump.
Also, Twitter banned him on January 8, 2021. He left office on January 20, 2021. So he was the sitting president when he was banned.
2. “Trump did bad stuff worth condemning” is hardly a justification of his impeachment. You didn’t even try here lol. Just said a meaningless word salad. Trump “doing bad stuff worth condemning” is nothing more than your opinion which you’ve proven isn’t worth much. He did not do the things that he was impeached for.
3. And if you didn’t you shouldn’t get jailed and most of the people arrested and jailed didn’t do any of those things. Stop supporting injustice just because you dislike the people it’s being levied against.
4. A planned consensual search and a raid aren’t the same thing. You need to learn how to research better. As it is, you’re really grasping at straws to try and defend indefensible stuff.
5. The way they ruthlessly investigated Trump to try and find a crime and invented crimes when they found nothing is an enormous miscarriage of justice. Being charged with crimes is not the same thing as being guilty of crimes and the case against him so pathetic it really takes people who do not understand what’s going on to not have a problem with it. If you actually think everything the DOJ has done in regard to Trump is perfectly legit and there’s nothing wrong with it you are not as educated on this as you think or you are just a massive hypocrite who refuses to acknowledge reality so you can pretend Orange Man Bad when it suits your fancy.
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