A limp handshake is for weak men and communists

Call me Spider. ByzCath ☦. Married and almost certainly older than you. welcome to my personal shithole on this hellsite.

[flork-of-cows-official]

latinas email [email protected]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[snow124-art]

Grumpy round

[swinging-from-my-cable]

Probé, para la primera vez, "marca el dos" para llamar con alguien que puede hablar en inglés y no está en India. Pensé que necesitaría disculpar muchas veces y pedir llamar en "spanglish", pero noooo... la mujer contestó EN INGLÉS. ¡Cuando empecé hablar en español, quiso transferirme! Pienso que no habla nada (y este es un problema).

Anyways...

I finally managed to figure out how to do a 401k rollover.

[andreasketches]

i just wanted an excuse to draw them in semi-accurate period clothes to be honest

[swinging-from-my-cable]

Talked to a co-worker who has finished the game, and she says my theories about the plot of Expedition 33 are closest she's ever heard, which makes me so excited.

Put spoilers in the responses, and I will Gommage you.

[swinging-from-my-cable]

We've finally finished Act 2 and HOLY COW we were close, but it didn't diminish anything. It didn't feel like "yeah, I knew that" but like "yes! I found all the clues!" mixed with a few things I didn't expect.

Now that most of the big questions are answered, I can't wait to get the details and answer some new questions.

The writing for this game is excellent.

[swinging-from-my-cable]

Looking forward to the Dune Messiah movie and the huge amounts of confusion and controversy it will cause.

[swinging-from-my-cable]

Oh, look what trailer dropped...

This is gonna be FUN.

[varrictithrass]

After all these years I’m finally going to play the trilogy & romance someone other than Garrus

[persephinae]

Ok have fun romancing Garrus

[varrictithrass]

i romanced garrus again

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

One of the many things that i like about expedition 33 is that it's a BEAUTIFUL post apocalyptic world. Everything has been broken, destroyed, warped beyond recognition, and yet it is breathtaking and full of life

[bigmilkymantatas]

Just saw someone point out that Sunny Baudelaire probably knew more about Olaf than her own parents

[crow-with-a-hoodie]

Tags by @divineviper

[eatorganicmulch]

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[song-without-words]

February 22nd, 1980 and February 22nd, 2026

46 years to the day, USA Men's Hockey wins Olympic Gold

[swinging-from-my-cable]

It's so weird to have to cheer for Auston Matthews and the Tkachuk Brothers, and against Nate MacKinnon, Cale Makar, Devon Toews, and, especially, Gabriel Landeskog.

I hate this. I hate this so much.

[swinging-from-my-cable]

Olympics are over. I can go back to hating the Tkachuks.

I now have to feel slightly conflicted about cheering against Quinn Hughes because my team is in the same division, so we see the Wild 500 times a season.

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[riza-hawks-eye]

[swinging-from-my-cable]

It's so weird to have to cheer for Auston Matthews and the Tkachuk Brothers, and against Nate MacKinnon, Cale Makar, Devon Toews, and, especially, Gabriel Landeskog.

I hate this. I hate this so much.

[beardedmrbean]