A Jester’s Monologue

CHARLIE HAZBIN HOTEL REAL LIFE NOT CLICKBAIT

[valentinothewhitejester]

NEW INTRO WAHOO

HEY HI HELLO MY NAME IS VALENTINO/CHAR/CHARLOTTE

I AM A MINOR NO WEIRDOS ALLOWED KILLS YOU ALL

MY BLOG IS MOSTLY JUST SHITPOSTS, HEADCANONS AND ART, MAYBE RAREPAIRS IF I FEEL LIKE IT, ESPECIALLy HELLAVERSE RELATED

I AM A FICTIONKIN/OTHERKIN

AGERE/PETRE

I AM ALSO A SHIFTER WOO!!

IM A LABEL HOARDER, IM PANSEXUAL, AROFLUX, ASEXUAL, POLY, NEVERGENDER, BIGENDER, GENDER NON CONFORMING, OBJECTUM, FICTOROMANTIC AND PROBABLY MORE I DONY REMEMBER

THIS IS MY AWESOME SAUCE HUSBAND WIFE BABYGIRL @pupp3ttb0y

AND I WAS GONNA TAG MY AWESOME SAUCE BEST HOMIE BUT BRO CHANGED THEIR BLOG NAME AND I FORGOT IT WHEN I CATCH YOU SAM

charisawesome's strawpage

[valentinothewhitejester]

TOTUMIDENTITY - COINED BY ME

The flag isn’t that great eueue😢😢

BUT ANYWAY, This label is described as identifying with every queer label at once, including all sexualities and genders. Users of this label may be gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, aroace, transfem, transmasc, non binary, Demi girl, Demi boy, genderfluid, xenogenders, etc ALL AT ONCE! This label may fit under the abrosexual/genderfluid umbrella, anyone may use it and it can go along with other labels as well! For example, I’m bigender but also totumidentity :) yahhoo!

[barblaz-arts]

Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.

Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?

[drazhaq]

Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏

[murmurmurena]

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

[dungeons-draugrs-17]

hazbin hotel if it was based

[sixersjournal]

Fiddlestan is awesome and all but I am so tired of seeing mullet Stanley and twink Fiddleford i want my my mentally ill old man yaoi I WANT OLD MAN YAOI!!!

[valentinothewhitejester]

THIS GUY GETS IT!

[sixersjournal]

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𐂯　　　Stanford 　　or　　William　.　🪬

†　　　♡　　.　　he/sci/six/it pref + more prns ; masc + fem terms only

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𐂯　　　fictkin 　　+　　introject　.　📖

†　　　♡　　.　　taken by @valentinothewhitejester

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𐂯　　　Autistic 　　+　　selectively mute　.　📜

†　　　♡　　.　　DID sys Host

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𐂯　　　Stanford pines ID 　　+　　fictive　.　📚

†　　　♡　　.　　minor

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𐂯　　　Kin 　　+　　art blog　.　🧳

†　　　♡　　.　　strawpage !

[valentinothewhitejester]

Guess who my favorite character is based on how I draw them (impossible)

[valentinothewhitejester]

hi charlie!!! :)

-Razzle!

EEEE HI RAZZLE!! ^^

[valentinothewhitejester]

NO IM ACTUALLY THE ALPHA. IM THE REAL ALPHA 100% IM THE SIGMA ALPHA

SIGMA MORE LIKE LIGMA. YEAH!!!!!! IM THE ALPHA MALE DADDY WADDY SIGMA HERE PAL!!!! YOULL NEVER OVERPOWER ME

[valentinothewhitejester]

my bredrin im in need of that quick p uno so buss me some cash uno need that bread bro

Live reaction

[valentinothewhitejester]

IM THE ALPHA

IN YOUR DREAMS YOU COLOR COLLECTOR

I WON YHE ALPHA ELECTION THE ALPHA IS ME!!! ME!!!!!!!!

Looks down at you alphally. Kneel before the real alpha… AWOOOOOO

[valentinothewhitejester]

NEW INTRO WAHOO

HEY HI HELLO MY NAME IS VALENTINO/CHAR/CHARLOTTE

I AM A MINOR NO WEIRDOS ALLOWED KILLS YOU ALL

MY BLOG IS MOSTLY JUST SHITPOSTS, HEADCANONS AND ART, MAYBE RAREPAIRS IF I FEEL LIKE IT, ESPECIALLy HELLAVERSE RELATED

I AM A FICTIONKIN/OTHERKIN

AGERE/PETRE

I AM ALSO A SHIFTER WOO!!

IM A LABEL HOARDER, IM PANSEXUAL, AROFLUX, ASEXUAL, POLY, NEVERGENDER, BIGENDER, GENDER NON CONFORMING, OBJECTUM, FICTOROMANTIC AND PROBABLY MORE I DONY REMEMBER

THIS IS MY AWESOME SAUCE HUSBAND WIFE BABYGIRL @radiohostalastor

AND I WAS GONNA TAG MY AWESOME SAUCE BEST HOMIE BUT BRO CHANGED THEIR BLOG NAME AND I FORGOT IT WHEN I CATCH YOU SAM

charisawesome's strawpage

[valentinothewhitejester]

HELLAVERSE MORE LIKE TRANSFEMVERSE

GET TRANSFEMMED LOSERS

[valentinothewhitejester]

My gender is just the opposite of how people see me. Oh you think I’m a girl? Suddenly I’m a boy. You think I’m a boy? Suddenly I’m a girl. I wanna be a boy but then wear reallly girlypop Barbie glam outfits and then be a girl but wear really baggy skater boy clothes. My gender is just whatever’s contradicting. Does anyone have a name for this perchance

[valentinothewhitejester]

Today I saw a post about lesbenese. It reminded me of one of my best friends, who is leserin. Shout out to you Sam, my favorite lasagna.

[valentinothewhitejester]

“Radioapple better!!” “No radiostatic!!” “No adamsapple!!!” “No goldenradio!!!”

NO you’re doing it all WRONG

Put them all together call them polyrivals and then make them kiss. Polyamorous relationship? I think not. Polyamorous rivalry. They all hate eachother so bad they got married and made out