#guitarstatic

[clydebqllz]

ship dynamic of the worst poly to ever exist

[kairasonnart]

There are two types of fans in the Hazbin Hotel fandom:

Those who fight over Radiostatic, Radioapple, Staticmoth (and other ships) and which one is better-

-and those like me who ship all of them and watch the fight like "..."

No, like literally, I ship those three ships and more (between Valentino, Adam, Lucifer, Vox and Alastor I ship every possible combination)

[valentinothewhitejester]

“Radioapple better!!” “No radiostatic!!” “No adamsapple!!!” “No goldenradio!!!”

NO you’re doing it all WRONG

Put them all together call them polyrivals and then make them kiss. Polyamorous relationship? I think not. Polyamorous rivalry. They all hate eachother so bad they got married and made out

[moodooivy]

Is there a lore reason why Vox is so shippable with EVERYONE?

WITH ALL OF THEM

[shhquietmoths]

accidentally became so serious about staticguitar aka adam x vox that they've outgrown their shelf in my mind shed, i fear they may take over it entirely

[voxkin]

vox ships ranked by how much they will tolerate that he loves fucking horrible movies as much as good ones

alastor: not at all to begin with it was a trial to get him to watch Sinners even (he got a little emotional about it in his cold dead heart but smth stmh relatable content), he is not watching Sharknado but for the memes I think he likes like. the fucking audacity of the Human Centipede. there's a baby death in the second one and he starts laughing. it's wild. highly underrated in this regard but for the most audacious of reasons 6/10. vox is delighted but surprised.

valentino: enjoyed the gross sex-related ones to a point that it made Vox uncomfortable. he will watch anything for him but god sometimes Vox wishes he wouldn't. claims he gets inspiration from anywhere and this is NOT POSITIVE. 7./10 please quit requesting to watch A Serbian Film he WONT do it.

stolas: will do it. is so confused that he asks like. so many questions. this is 'viewing ants in the terrarium' levels of 'why do humans create this' but he gets so gleeful at the bad romcoms because he is there to enjoy them. doesn't like the gross ones though i cannot imagine him being positive on the human centipede. 8/10

angel dust: actually kind of thinks sharknado is funny and feels like he has to apologize for actually being like WAIT THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER?! HOLD ON. GET IT FOR US I WANNA SEE. FUCK WHY DO I WANNA SEE. OKAY. YEAH. STUPID FUCKIN' SHARKS. he is having a good time like actually. will also watch anything but STATES HIS OPINIONS LOUDLY. 10/10 they're having a great time.

lucifer: also thinks sharknado is funny. on record for saying 'i would've made one if i still had divine power and they wouldn't let me. they wouldn't let me! those bastards dont know vision.' nothing phases him but he does go 'ewwww' at some of them and gets overly excited at the ones clearly intended for children and immediately goes CAN I GET CHARLIE IN FOR THIS ONE. CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE I WANT TO WATCH THE NUT JOB WITH YOU AND VOX. NO CHAR-CHAR I'M NOT SURE IT'S BETTER THAN SPACE CHIMPS BUT IT'LL BE FUN! WE'LL HAVE FUN! FAMILY BONDING!!!! 9/10

adam: also also thinks sharknado is funny. will watch some stupid fucking bullshit even on his own and thinks it's hilarious. guy who genuinely enjoyed the scary movie franchise. but if he sees something he doesn't like he doesn't care if other people are watching he will turn it off. whatever. guy holding a beer with TV remote meme 5/10 you'll never know his opinion until it's too late

[frie-ice]

This Hazbin Hotel collage of Vox and Adam, since I've done a collage of Adam with Valentino its only right that I do one of him with Vox as well.

[vincent-shittman]

Adam and Vox would be absolutely insufferable together ugh I want them to kiss so bad.