sillisad

see for yourself

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[the-haiku-bot]

How do I explain

Plato’s allegory of

the cave to my cat?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[weeinterpreter]

Tag Games!

Tagged by @little-mouse-adventures to post 5 songs with a name in the title. Took me quite a while, I don't have that many name songs in my playlist.... and looking at what I got... it's a wild mix. XD

Tagging with no obligation and inviting anyone to join.

@assan08, @a-c-u-l-o-s, @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask, @theblackrainbowyt, @wonderingwhyiam

[wonderingwhyiam]

oo thanks for the tag! so first lemme figure out how to get the fancy Spotify layout in a post —

ah there it is. okay here are four more from my library:

Once I restricted myself to just person names and no "feat. [name]" or equivalents as cop-outs, this was actually a little difficult. Nevertheless, I do have more than five and ended up picking from them in the end. Thanks again @weeinterpreter for the tag, this was fun!

Oh shit I have to tag five whole people now. I don't know five whole people on here. Uhh sorry for bothering you guys you don't have to open this or anything @lets-go-banana-fishing @shlelb @alma-n @chaoslynx @pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa

[bilboswwaggins]

Tea time!

[ren-nolasco]

Set of holographic stickers dedicated to The Holy Trinity.

[kristyjay]

I live for these tropes, honestly!

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[holymagdalenes]

"There's no hope for the future." And that's how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

[ave-immaculata]

[letmetakeastabatit]

CS Lewis had something to say about this

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[charl0ttan]

does anyone have the foggiest

[amygdalae]

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[metanarrates]

yoo joonghyuk is subjected to torturous masculinity prisons constantly in a meta sense. she's being typecast into the sigma male dark fantasy brooding hero guy in the novel. she's being subjected to whatever weird bullshit kim dokja happens to be perceiving her as on any particular day. a huge subset of the novels fanbase is hellbent on turning her into a BL alpha seme guy. but i perceive the truth and the truth is that han sooyoung was injecting her with estrogen for sex reasons while she was chained up in the kaizenix torture dungeon #enlightened

[wonderingwhyiam]

happy stabbing

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[vinnyll-0]

artemis fowl au where minerva dOESN’T FUCKINB DISAPPEAR AFTER ONE BOOK AND IS NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN

[aphel1on]

For a m/m/f ship to be really good the woman has to be a smoker

[aphel1on]

For a m/m/f ship to be really good the woman has to be more emotionally repressed than the men are and doomed by the narrative to survive so she can keep the horrors going with her own two hands while the men are crying throwing up beating each other with steel pipes and collectively their unresolved situationship directly causes the misery of millions when they could've had a single real conversation and all calmed down