Chaotic good witch

I'm sucker for slow burn ships || Polish || she/her

[valiantlychaoticbarbarian]

“Welcome back 2019 Maja” I whisper quietly while looking at the Choices app on my phone.

[ceri-rose]

Choices:

Like I get it ofc. I just miss the good ol' days. Like 2019-2022 was just 😍. What a time to be alive.

[valiantlychaoticbarbarian]

Is anyone alive here?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[valiantlychaoticbarbarian]

Did I really just cut off the toxic person from my life? Yes I did and honestly it feels amazing ✌🏼

[valiantlychaoticbarbarian]

Okay, why the fuck was I talking about because holy shit I was in a lot of toxic friendships since then X D

[kingliamsbitch]

my hoe ass mc sitting out there knowing damn well she's getting that senior partner position by seducing gabe ricci

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[zoanzon]

[smol-bean-buchanan]

“are you making fun of me or did you actually think i was auditioning for ‘oklahoma’?”

[tinakolesnik-deactivated2022073]

.

.

.

[rererereree-deactivated20241031]

[acerola-tree]

when people call child abuse "figure skating drama"

[thingsgetdamaged]

tree of the year (epic trees) > eurovision (colonialism, pro-israel)

[heathyr]

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

[nightmare-deactivated20210928]

the way it’s august rn. sick and twisted

[locustresources-deactivated2026]

Cruella de Vil in Cruella (2021)

[stardust948]

Sozin was justified in wiping out the Air Nomads and starting the 100 years war because as a child he witnessed a couple of airbenders blow his mother off a cliff.

[hecth-ledger]

EMMA STONE as CRUELLA DE VIL in CRUELLA (2021)