Based on this post of @theunconventionalking, i wanted to write a little bit more:
Valkyrie didn’t know how they have ended up in this situation. She didn’t care. Not when she was so close to winning. Just one more lap.
The first discussion started when they were choosing the players. Since Ghastly had never played before, Tanith offered to pick one character for him. She picked Yoshi for herself. And Peach for him.
Valkyrie wanted Mario, but Skulduggery had picked it first.
“Hey, I was going to be Mario!” complained Valkyrie.
“You can’t be Mario. You have to be Luigi.” Skulduggery said calmly.
“Valkyrie, Mario is the lead character. Like me. You have to be the combat acessory”
“How do you even know who is Mario and who is Luigi?”
“I may not be Saracen, but I do know some things, my dear.”
She fumed, but he didn’t let go, so she decided to show him exactly what a combat acessory was capable of.
“Oh my god, Valkyrie, I can’t believe you left a banana for me” shouted Tanith.
“I didn’t! It was Ghastly.”
“THAT’S IT. YOU ARE SLEEPING IN THE COUCH TONIGHT”
“Skulduggery, what the fuck are you doing?”
“I don’t know what are you talking about.”
“Why are you running in zig-zag? That’s not how you play it, moron.”
“It’s called diversion tactic. And you’ve fallen for it. Bye bye.”
It was the final lap, and Valkyrie was winning. She didn’t even know who was in second at this point. Tanith hadn’t stopped swearing for a second, Ghastly was moving the control like it was the steering wheel itself and she couldn’t afford to look to Skulduggery.
But then a blue shell hit her, and before she could even process what had just happened, Skulduggery passed flying through her and crossed the finishing line.
“Oh my god.” She looked at Skulduggery apopletic. “You hit me.”
“No, I threw a blue shell at you.”
“I didn’t know you were such a sore looser.”
“I am when my partner hit me.”
“Oh, I am your partner again now? Because I recall some pretty nasty things you’ve said to me a few minutes ago. What was it again? Oh, you can kiss my pretty Luigi ass, Skulduggery, because that’s the only view you’ll be having from now on.”
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