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Just found out that all my favourite Skulduggery Pleasant artists are on the fan club server. I wanna yap w them but I’m an awkward little shit
I’m talking about Nic Stylus and Silverior968 by the way.
if anyone sees this who is also on the sp Fanclub server ping me, my user is @thereal_valkyriiii hiboouhbuihbiuhbiuhdbisuhbbwiuhbduihcbiuhsbiuhabuhd
Unpopular Skulduggery Pleasant opinion: Tanguine>>>>>>>>>Ghanith
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Skulduggery MarioKarting
Based on this post of @theunconventionalking, i wanted to write a little bit more:
Valkyrie didn’t know how they have ended up in this situation. She didn’t care. Not when she was so close to winning. Just one more lap.
–
The first discussion started when they were choosing the players. Since Ghastly had never played before, Tanith offered to pick one character for him. She picked Yoshi for herself. And Peach for him.
Valkyrie wanted Mario, but Skulduggery had picked it first.
“Hey, I was going to be Mario!” complained Valkyrie.
“You can’t be Mario. You have to be Luigi.” Skulduggery said calmly.
“No way!”
“Valkyrie, Mario is the lead character. Like me. You have to be the combat acessory”
“How do you even know who is Mario and who is Luigi?”
“I may not be Saracen, but I do know some things, my dear.”
She fumed, but he didn’t let go, so she decided to show him exactly what a combat acessory was capable of.
–
“Oh my god, Valkyrie, I can’t believe you left a banana for me” shouted Tanith.
“I didn’t! It was Ghastly.”
“THAT’S IT. YOU ARE SLEEPING IN THE COUCH TONIGHT”
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“Skulduggery, what the fuck are you doing?”
“I don’t know what are you talking about.”
“Why are you running in zig-zag? That’s not how you play it, moron.”
“It’s called diversion tactic. And you’ve fallen for it. Bye bye.”
“Shit.”
–
It was the final lap, and Valkyrie was winning. She didn’t even know who was in second at this point. Tanith hadn’t stopped swearing for a second, Ghastly was moving the control like it was the steering wheel itself and she couldn’t afford to look to Skulduggery.
She was going to win.
But then a blue shell hit her, and before she could even process what had just happened, Skulduggery passed flying through her and crossed the finishing line.
And then Tanith.
And then Ghastly.
“Oh my god.” She looked at Skulduggery apopletic. “You hit me.”
“No, I threw a blue shell at you.”
“You fucking hit me.”
“I didn’t know you were such a sore looser.”
“I am when my partner hit me.”
“Oh, I am your partner again now? Because I recall some pretty nasty things you’ve said to me a few minutes ago. What was it again? Oh, you can kiss my pretty Luigi ass, Skulduggery, because that’s the only view you’ll be having from now on.”
“I hate you.”
i miss themmm
Okay I lied,put ur clothes back on. Instead I'mma tell you the story of Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain and why they're so important to me
Halloween party, but I was Skulduggery for the craic
Resurrection hurt
Deeply, that shit was painful on a spiritual level
on the back of my other Monster Hunters and Fletcher post
if ur lgbt im curious: pls rb with ur sign, orientation and if ur a coffee or tea person
taurus, queer, coffee for caffeine and taste, tea for calm
Taurus, omnisexual, and a coffee person
sagittarius, lesbian, and coffee without a doubt
Aries, bisexual, and tea (but I really would suit drinking straight black coffee)
taurus, asexual, coffee 😔
sagittarius, bi/demi, both
Sagittarius, lesbian/ace and tea <3
sagittarius, bi and demi I think? (it changes a lot idk) and tea
Sagittarius, bi and trans and coffee
Capricorn, Aroace and tea for life
Pisces, Aro/Ace Panromanic and TEA BABY
Anyone else hc that the monster hunters probably adopted Fletcher? or is it just me?
Just a thought
So....
Since different dimensions exist, and they are all different (as far as I can tell from the dimensions we saw in the books).
Do you think in one dimension Skul lives happily with his kid and wife, while all of them are alive? Or is them all dying his "canon event, his "that one thing that happens in every universe"?
the only way i'll ever accept the ending of skulduggery pleasant is if valkyrie dies in skulduggery's arms. they're both dying. it's not their best work, but goddamn did they try. valkyrie doesn't want it to be the end, but she knows it is. she's just happy she's dying in her best friend's arms.
whoops my fingers slipped
APOLOGISE WITH A UKULELE AND TEARS RIGHT NOW/j jokes aside I love this so much
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I walk up on stage. 'I've joined the Shudder X Larkin bandwagon' I say into the mic. The crowd goes wild as I walk off stage
SPOILERS FOR AN ARRAY OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT PHASE ONE BOOKS, DUNNO WHAT ONES AND I'M TOO DUMB TO CHECK
If y'all ever see me saying I hate Valkyrie and Skulduggery that bitch isn't me. Those guys are my Roman Empire. I love them more than I love myself. They're one of the reasons I'm still alive. Like those guys are best friends, partners in crime, platonic soulmates, they love each other not romantically but unconditionally, can and would let the world burn to save the other. NOT TO MENTION their massive negative change in demeanor when the other was gone (Valkyrie in DD and Skulduggery in TDotL). Like Valkyrie canonically broke down crying at the end of TFO and Skulduggery canonically doesn't want to harm Darquesse because he'd be harming Valkyrie. Valkyrie was the only one Skulduggery trusted with his secret and vise versa. They would, and I think they have, kill for the other. ALSO THEIR CUTE MOMENTS. Plus in DotL they had to talk to Valkyrie telepathically and Skulduggery seemed so happy😭 He was so much more upbeat and cheery after it as well. We stan Valkyrie and Skulduggery here guys