I’m coming home

[queer-alienbean]

✨Intro✨

HIII my name is Bean/Isis and I use she/they pronouns

My favorite artists are Stray Kids, Emei, Caamp, and Leslie Gore

I mainly write for Marauders and Percy Jackson but I might sprinkle some Marvel in occasionally

I post all my fics on Ao3, under the same username

Master list

I mostly write short one shots, but I’m trying to get more into multi chapter fics (still on the shorter side)

My tag is #aliens’s address

I have been compared to a golden retriever puppy and a sunflower, so I love interaction! Asks! Random questions! Those little “write three songs and send to your top moots” things!

Boundaries:

I don’t write any NSFW so please keep that in mind for requests

I have really bad anxiety and depression, and don’t handle rants well. Please find someone else to rant to in the asks, I know a few great blogs for that so I know you can find others.

This also applies to donations and asking for help, I can’t handle that in my current life situation so please don’t ask

[myfriendscallmeglados]

Y'know what, screw it, Notes Game:

FOR EVERY REBLOG, I WILL DO MY PHYSICAL THERAPY EXCERCISES ANOTHER DAY

1 like - I will pet my cat and let him in my room (even if I'm a little allergic to him)

10 likes - I will post a picture of said cat

50 likes - I will drink a full glass of water

100 likes - I will brush my teeth and take a shower

150 likes - I will go on a 1 km walk

200 likes - I will post one of my drawings on tumblr

300 likes - I will go on a bike ride to the downtown area of my city

400 likes - I will wear sunscreen for the rest of the summer (or, if this is reached during fall or winter, the entirety of the next summer)

500+ likes - I will try to post a drawing, no matter how good or bad, every 100 likes

over 2000 likes will change that to every 1000 likes (probably not gonna happen unless like, satan reblogs or something, but just in case because it's the internet and anything is possible at this point)

White text - not reached

Red - Reached but not completed

Orange - Reached but in progress

Green - Compleated

[ovloppy]

YESS YOU GOT THIS

@rainbowkessem @spectrexviiii @minute-maid-offical @grunkdunce @goldenbunny30 @callmemreep @no-one-offical @the-moonmoth-never-known @thegirlwholivesfor-obsessions @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @almosttinycreation @onyx-di-angelo

Let me know if you dont want to be tagged!

[onyx-di-angelo]

You got this!

[feminist-space]

The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.

The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"

For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.

The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

Posts were made on July 1, 2024.

[feminist-space]

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

[k-on-the-run]

if leo and jason managed to have a child with their shared genes somehow it would just be ryland grace

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

before remus fell in love with sirius he wasn’t that horny, really. now he's popping a boner every other hour just from seeing a glimpse of those hips or a collarbone. sirius makes him blush and act like a teenager well into their 30s

[space-girliee]

Remus “There’s no where to sit” Lupin

And

James “My lap is open” Potter

[duothelingo]

happy pride if youre straight pay me 20 dollars

[homunculus-argument]

You dig a big enough hole that water can stay in, it becomes a pond. And once it's been a pond for long enough, fish somehow appear. Even though it's not connected to any other water - hell, consider all the lakes that aren't connected to any other water. How the fuck are there fish? Where do they come from?

One day, something in space is going to look at humans the same way. You go to a new galaxy and there's freaking humans in there, like they just spontaneously manifest on random planets that have the ability to sustain them. All you need is an atmosphere with enough oxygen, some form of water, and that's pretty much all you need before they seem to just pop out of the ground and start terraforming it.

The mystery of the lake fish has been solved, by the way. It's waterfowl. Much like the birds that eat seeds and spread them around, waterfowl consume roe from the water, and while the number of fertilised fish eggs that pass through the digestive system of a duck or wild goose alive and unharmed may be small, it's not zero. A goose will shit in the lake water, and through comes the roe. It happens just often enough that lakes and ponds become - and remain - populated with fish.

Humans don't pop up on unknown planets and and unreachable galaxies on purpose. They couldn't get in there any more than they could get out of there, they have no choice but to claim the most viable-looking planet they can reach and start terraforming it. But how did they even get there?

You see, every once in a while an unfortunate human spaceship gets swallowed by a cosmic duck

[mightymo63]

Some fish are also just able to straight up walk on land

[homunculus-argument]

"They just walked there" is now my favourite theory of "how are lakes populated with fish".

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:

are disabled

are chronically ill

can't celebrate for health reasons

disability gets in the way of their gender representation

disability got in the way of a relationship

don't have anyone to celebrate with

have homophobic caretakers

Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[sassyphantomkoala]

Thank you for reminding me of my privilege, by helping me remember that as an allo person I never lost my keys.

[queer-alienbean]

on the phone with costumer service trying to order a new belt for my pottery wheel:

i forgot my own damn phone number…

[vagathathegreat]

No LGB without the T!

Artist credit dom&ink

[tchaikovskym]

I started reading The Captive Prince, and I had thought that tumblr had made them gayer and more sexual, as tumblr does with gay couples, but no. No. Damen right now is literally going through sex slave life: the beginnings. There are apparently servants who prepare the entrance. Crazy.

[queer-alienbean]

pride month bitches