I’m coming home

[queer-alienbean]

✨Intro✨

HIII my name is Bean/Isis and I use she/they pronouns

My favorite artists are Stray Kids, Emei, Caamp, and Leslie Gore

I mainly write for Marauders and Percy Jackson but I might sprinkle some Marvel in occasionally

I post all my fics on Ao3, under the same username

Master list

I mostly write short one shots, but I’m trying to get more into multi chapter fics (still on the shorter side)

My tag is #aliens’s address

I have been compared to a golden retriever puppy and a sunflower, so I love interaction! Asks! Random questions! Those little “write three songs and send to your top moots” things!

Boundaries:

I don’t write any NSFW so please keep that in mind for requests

I have really bad anxiety and depression, and don’t handle rants well. Please find someone else to rant to in the asks, I know a few great blogs for that so I know you can find others.

This also applies to donations and asking for help, I can’t handle that in my current life situation so please don’t ask

[queer-alienbean]

i just wrote the best piece of poetry i ever have

and it’s about fucking soup

[depsidase]

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[lowkregulusblack]

i love traumatized black brothers but sometimes i also like to indulge in loving parents Walburga and Orion is that okay with everyone

[ottpopfic]

Just let Jason Grace be a Good Boy, let him get a good grade in Boyfriend. A+ white boy you passed your Husband class gold star

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[urenbyneighbor]

Sirius who never asks for food when he's hungry and gets embarassed when he's 'caught' making food for himself.

He especially gets hungry at night and struggles to fall asleep if he doesn't eat anything, so he fills cupboards with snacks he can eat then discard (hide) rapidly to fill his stomach. It makes him feel even worse and guiltier but he's just that hungry, so he'll swallow any junk food he can find.

Remus who just, slowly picks up on it. Gets up at two am with Sirius and realises his boyfriend looks very uncomfortable about it and has just been sipping on his glass of water for five minutes. So he asks if he's hungry and after a lot of hesitation Sirius says yeah.

And it's so casual, the way Remus simply offers to make him some pasta, that Sirius wants to cry. But he nods and that just becomes a thing. If they're sleeping late, Remus will make him a plate of something, no questions asked, no pressure. Sirius doesn't even have to eat it, it can go in the fridge for later.

Sometimes they cook together, often Remus tells him to just sit and look pretty, and that it's an essential part of his process.

And it's at two am, when Remus is stirring food, his sleeves rolled up and smiling sweetly like it's no bother. Because it's not, not for him. That Sirius knows he's never, ever leaving that man.

[worshipthevalkyries]

Guys, what if the real reason why Reg became a death eater was because his gay ass thought Tom Riddle could be his hot mafia boss and he could be y/n?

[the-yaoi-princess]

just saw the odyssey movie today and idk guys it was good but I feel like it kinda plagerised Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters

[thememedaddy]

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[byjove]

one of the funniest controversies to ever occur on this blog was when I made a post about a really expensive and really good yogurt I accidentally got hooked on and how it sucked to really like an expensive product you got on super sale and people accused me of posting an undisclosed ad because I spoke so highly of this yogurt I couldn’t afford to buy on the reg 😭

[hyyl18]

Hear me out: Our poor Peter Pettigrew, a polyamorous and pansexual man, has been hopelessly and silently in love with his three best friends Sirius, Remus, and James for several years.

[hyunienohanashi]

every time i listen to half time i laugh to myself because i get memories from their first concert in chile when chan would keep going “uno, dos, tres, cuatro!” when counting before making us scream and at one point my (chan biased) friend went “WHO THE FUCK COUNTS UP TO FOUR DUDE” and i laughed so hard and then when the album dropped we went 🤡 bc OF COURSE it was a spoiler

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.