Sir Valoran the Fuzzy

[cardboardangel]

I never thought I’d hope that my cat would puke. Gotta love when they eat things like plastic keychain fobs. REALLY VAL?! YOU’RE NOT A KITTEN ANYMORE!

[valoranthefuzzy]

>.>;

[valoranthefuzzy]

I still don't smell anyone other'n mom and me on here...

[valoranthefuzzy]

YAY IT'S RAID NIGHT!

[valoranthefuzzy]

Mom put some sort of ointment on the back of my neck today. THE NERVE!

[sarah-scales-deactivated2014112]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

[valoranthefuzzy]

I see they're training the recruits better this time around.

[valoranthefuzzy]

Cat At Periscope Depth (На перископной глубине) NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

[valoranthefuzzy]

MOM YOU WERE GONE -ALL DAY- AND NOW YOU'RE BACK!

*AHEM* Sorry, lost my cool for a minute there. 

[mymodernmet]

Meowls are the bizarre yet adorable combination of owls’ bodies with cats’ heads superimposed on top of them.

[valoranthefuzzy]

WHAT

[hippiepiegypsybird-deactivated2]

Magpies can look like boring black and white birds until they open their wings and reveal their beautiful blue and green feathers <3

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

I LOVE magpies!

[valoranthefuzzy]

Damn straight we are!

[thecatdogblog]

Nine years ago, Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara began snapping pictures of the relationship between her grandmother and her odd-eyed white cat. Miyoko’s grandma Misao found the abandoned cat in a shed on her land and the pair have barely been apart since. Misao named the white cat “Fukumaru” in hope the “God of fuku (good fortune) comes and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle)”. Fukumaru is always in Misao’s shadow whether she is farming her land, having a bath, eating or sleeping. Now nearly a decade later their friendship and adventures have been documented by Miyoko in a photo book called Misao the Big Mama and Fukumaru the Cat.

from the Telegraph

[valoranthefuzzy]

Oh come on. Where's mom's and my photographer?! We're cute and cuddly and--well mom isn't THAT photogenic...

[valoranthefuzzy]

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over

cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

Well excuse me~

[cynicowl]

My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.

[valoranthefuzzy]

Envious...

[alenantonowa]

[valoranthefuzzy]

Yes. Yes we are.

[thewightknight]

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

[kat-howard-deactivated20241127]

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

[arvidabystrom]

[fwizard]

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

[bonspingis]

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

[ferrousfellow]

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[drnerdlove]

I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[valoranthefuzzy]

CHARGING LASERS.

[pleatedjeans]

20 Pet Owners Who Are Doing it Right

[valoranthefuzzy]

*hacks mom's amazon wishlist* Kindle....