the key to everyone's hearts!

A boy chosen by the Keyblade, a mysterious weapon. Not long ago, Sora journeyed with Donald and Goofy in search of his longtime friend Kairi, who had been spirited away into the darkness. In the end, they saved the world of all worlds from the darkness that was closing in. Then, somewhere along the way, Sora fell into a deep slumber. Soon after, Sora faced off against Organization XIII, who threatened to take Kingdom Hearts for themselves, and managed to reunite with Riku and Kairi once more. Together with his friends, he saved all the worlds, and returned back home to a peaceful life on Destiny Islands... for now. He is currently taking residence within a giant vagina, in apartment C-3. { part of THE GIANT VAG rp! }

[turnteching-blog]

“A’ight, good. We don’t need no pixie-brained Peter Pan runnin’ around here crying Chest Kittens and ‘Sugar Hole’ to reference all that shit.”

“Before I forget- name’s Strider. Dave Strider.”

[valoredd-blog]

"Uh-huh..." Sora replied, still having no idea what on earth the guy was going on about. He didn't seem bad though, just really confusing! And sorta funny, actually. Maybe he just had to grow on you or something. "Dave, huh? Okay, I'll remember that. I'm Sora!"

"Hey, you know Peter Pan? Does that mean that you're from Neverland? He's a good buddy of mine!"

[touchmydualblade-deactivated201]

I guess that’s true. Let’s hope we’ll all make it outta this place. Nice to meet you, Sora. I’m Noel Kreiss.

[valoredd-blog]

Good to meet you too, Noel!

We'll be okay. That Snow guy seems pretty determined to get us all outta here, and I promised I'd help. And guys like us, we don't go back on our word!

[masaomidesu-blog]

Kida nodded. “Yeah. Man this sucks” he said as he lightly kicked at the ground. “Anyways, I’m Kida! And you are?”

[valoredd-blog]

"Sora!" he responded with a friendly smile, greeting his fellow newcomer. "Nice to meet you, Kida. Seems like lots of us are all from other worlds, huh?"

[friendleadering-blog]

It’s a giant vagina.

I have a feeling it’s pretty big— I mean, have you ever been inside a vagina before? [ John makes a face. He’d be pretty surprised if he had. ]

Well, I’m sure you’ll find them eventually! [ Casey glubbed in agreement, spitbubbles forming, expanding and collapsing, but not popping. ] And no, I haven’t, but I have a feeling this place is bigger than we could ever imagine. But I doubt Jade would wander that far away— and she probably has her rifles to help her out, I guess.

[valoredd-blog]

Uh... no? [ he gives john a weird look. ] Have you?

Thanks! I'm sure you'll find your friends, too. It sounds like this Jade girl can take care of herself for now, a least. [ a resolute nod, before looking a little startled at the lizard dude glubbing around. ] Whoa there! Who's the little guy?

[touchmydualblade-deactivated201]

friendleadering started following you

valored started following you

turnteching started following you

7th-princessoflight started following you

notasheeptorturer started following you

Uh, hiya there. Sorry y’all got sucked in by this place. Sucks to be us, huh?

[valoredd-blog]

Aw, just try to look on the bright side! At least we've all got each other, huh?

I'm Sora, by the way. Who're you?

[turnteching-blog]

Rolling his eyes, he continues on-

“Y’know like, the thing you probably erupted from in a screaming ball of placenta and shit. Don’t even make me fuckin’ call it a ‘lady meatloaf’ I am too fucking young to be coming up with shitty metaphors for a vag just yet.”

[valoredd-blog]

"Okay, okay, I get it!" Sora replied quickly, eager to get this guy to quit it with the weird metaphors! It was getting kind of embarrassing.

"Are you done rambling now? It's not like I don't know what a... vagina is."

[valoredd-blog]

~*intro*~

[psychokick-blog]

“Sounds stupid, right?” Neku sat back onto the bench, staring up at the sky. The only hope he had in believing that this was all make belief was the sun. It was plain proof that they were trapped on some unknown city in the middle of nowhere because being in a giant vagina was impossible. “If you ask me, I don’t believe any of this crap. We’re still on Earth, I’m sure of it. Maybe this is just an island in the middle of the Atlantic ocean or something. I dunno.”

Neku reached into his pocket and pulled out the phone he had received from the scientist. “Yup. A note, a phone, a hundred bucks and some KFC.”

This kid had way too many questions that Neku had no answers to. Up until this guy mentioned, what was it? Heartless? Nobodies? Neku had thought he was just another regular. “Are you on something? What the heck is a heartless?”

[valoredd-blog]

"On Earth?" Sora repeated, raising his eyebrows a bit. And this guy was sure of it? Sora crossed his arms, thinking. "I dunno about that... I mean, I wasn't exactly on Earth or any other world when I got stuck here. If you ask me, this could just as easily be a whole 'nother world or something." It was far-fetched as hell to any random person, Sora was certain--but after being swallowed up by a whale of all things mid-space travel, he supposed anything was possible. Even... even this.

Sora sighed, plopping onto the bench, not too far from the other boy. As he spoke, Sora checked out the items he had pocketed earlier--everything he'd mentioned. Then they'd both woken up the same way! It made them comrades in a way, both lost in the same confusion together.

"You don't know what a Heartless is?" Sora asked, having figured that most worlds had been threatened by their presence. "They're these manifestations of peoples' darkness that look for more hearts and stuff, and--" He paused for a moment, realizing he was probably talking nonsense, and settled back to his seat. "Y'know, I guess it doesn't really matter. Anyway, I'm Sora!" he greeted, offering the boy his hand to shake.

"And you are?"

[steelguardtheredsea-blog]

[Help? That was great! Perfect! Snow was certain he could handle it on his own, but friends…they were his strength! With a team like that, the vag won’t know what hit it!]

I don’t got a problem with it. Welcome to the team! Now, you got any ideas?

[valoredd-blog]

Uh... well...

Sorta? It's kinda weird, but I mean, think about it! If this is a girl's, uh... thing, then couldn't you just come out the way that... y'know, babies are supposed to?

[ looks away sheepishly GOD THIS IS THE WEIRDEST CONVO EVER ]

[turnteching-blog]

“Oh my god is swallowed up even a good term for it the thing practically vacuumed me in like a shitty sci-fi porn star.”

“I can see the title now: ‘The Space Vagina - Deep Adventures’ or something.”

[valoredd-blog]

Sora stared at the other male for a long moment, looking dumbfounded. "...Huh?"

"What are you talking about?"

[friendleadering-blog]

Yeah, sadly. But I think some of my friends are here- Well, Jade has to be here, since she kind of caused our crash landing? But I’m not sure about Dave or Rose or the others.

What about yo—

Oh, by the way, name’s John! It’s nice to meet you. [ he laughs in the dorkiest manner possible. jfc. ]

[valoredd-blog]

Oh yeah? I sure wish my friends were here... [ his expression falters for a moment as he thinks of riku and kairi back home. how long would they have to wait to see sora again? no--he couldn't think like that! he'd be out of here soon to return to them, he was sure of it. ] But I'm glad they're safe back home.

[ sora then turns back to him and smiles at the friendly greeting, probably looking about as dorky as john sounded. ]

You too, John. I'm Sora! So you haven't found your Jade friend yet? Well, I guess this place can't be too big, right? She's gotta be around here somewhere!

[textsfromffxiii]

(requested by Eagle)

[valoredd-blog]

turnteching started following you

friendleadering started following you

masaomidesu started following you

Oh man, more people!

Did you guys all get swallowed up in this place, too?

[steelguardtheredsea-blog]

[Snow thought to himself. Of course there has to be a way out. Well…Babies! Yeah, they come out of this all the time! Maybe they could hitch a ride on a fe—No, stoppit, that’s ridiculous.]

Seems like it so far, but I’ll break us out, no problem. I just, eeh….gotta figure out HOW.

[valoredd-blog]

Oh really?

[ sora looked a little amused at the guy's attitude. if he was so sure that he'd be able to find themselves a way out, then sora had no choice but to take his word for it. ]

Mind if I give you a hand with that? I... guess you could say I've got more than a little experience when it comes to being lost in other worlds. This one's definitely gotta take the cake for being the most bizarre out of 'em all, though.

[valoredd-blog]

~*intro*~

[psychokick-blog]

Neku had used up pretty much all his money to find a way back to The Ghetto and into the KFC. He thought that by going here, he’d be able to find a way out. That maybe this KFC, this headquarters, was the only exit in this world.

He was mistaken, though. There was no exit anywhere and so he was left with a dead end. He sat on a bench in front of the stupid fast food joint, elbows on his knees as he clutched his face.

A voice broke him out of his trance. A newcomer, maybe? He did seem lost and out of place. “Well, the note wasn’t lying. You really are in a girl’s ‘y’know’.”

[valoredd-blog]

Sora's face lit up--someone had answered him! A local, perhaps? He was dressed pretty differently, after all. "Huh?" Sora responded, genuinely perplexed. "But that can't be! I mean... Is that even possible?" he asked, crossing his arms and tilting his head in thought. "Hmm..."

The note was signed by some kind of doctor guy, Sora recalled, so maybe this was like some kind of experiment? It almost reminded him of something Dr. Finkelstein would be held responsible for, only a lot more messed up. Suddenly, a realization struck Sora.

"Hey! You knew about the note! Does that mean that you get what it's talking about? Like about those missions and stuff? And do you know if there's some kind of monster around here called a Heartless? Or maybe even Nobodies? Maybe they've got something to do with all this mess."

He was aware that their threat had been eliminated for now, but it never hurt to ask, right?

[steelguardtheredsea-blog]

valored started following you

turnteching started following you

notasheeptorturer started following you

Hey, I’m Snow! How many people are gonna get trapped here anyways…? Someone’s got a fetish.

[valoredd-blog]

Trapped?

So it's really true about us being stuck here?

[valoredd-blog]

notasheeptorturer replied to your post: ~*intro*~

ooc; @__@ I’ll respond to you in a bit since I’m about to fall asleep. c:

ooc: no prob!! ;3 i responded to vanille if you'd prefer sora and vanille to meet that way instead! sleep well C:

[diavanira-blog-blog]

valored started following you

[turns around and gasps as she sees the boy]

Hello? Hello! [scampers over to him, arms waving] I’m Vanille! Can you help me find someone?

[valoredd-blog]

Uh, hi there!

[ he waves back, surprised at the girl's forwardness, but glad to find someone who seemed friendly. ]

Okay, sure. I'll give you a hand. Who's the person you're lookin' for?

Oh, and I'm Sora, by the way!