cock block /kɒkˈblɒk/ : 1. an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from having sex. Such behavior is often motivated by jealousy, or competitiveness, although it is sometimes accidental, or inadvertent.
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cock block /kɒkˈblɒk/ : 1. an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from having sex. Such behavior is often motivated by jealousy, or competitiveness, although it is sometimes accidental, or inadvertent.
The Little Mermaid (1989 Film) : Sentence Starters
"Boy. What a softshell I'm turning out to be."
"Just look at her! On legs! On human legs!"
"You give them an inch, they swim all over you."
"Ah _______, I think you swallowed a bit too much sea-water."
"Is he/she dead?"
"Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strain on my blood pressure don't you."
"Just be miserable for the rest of your life."
"My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe!"
"_______, if I may say, far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. "
"Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor."
"Gee, you must have really been through something."
"I just don't know what we're going to do with you, _______."
"I'm sixteen years old. I'm not a child anymore."
"The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there."
"You want something done, you've got to do it yourself."
"Jeez, mon, I'm surrounded by amateurs."
"Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"
"You wanna kiss the girl/boy."
"This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life!"
"You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely hopeless."
"So much for true love!"
"I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!"
"You gotta pucker up your lips, like this..."
"_______ needs constant supervision."
"You can just stay here and watch for sharks."
"You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!"
"Babies! My poor little poopsies!"
"What I want from you is your voice."
"Well, look at what the catfish dragged in!"
"And she/he's only got three days!"
"At this rate, he/she'll be kissing her/him by sunset for sure!"
"Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?"
"Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?"
"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
"You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
"You'll have your looks! Your pretty face and don't underestimate the importance of "body language.""
"I'm not a guppy."
"_______ has great powers."
"You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess?"
"Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See?"
"So long, lover boy/girl!"
"Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery."
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We’re actors on a popular tv series and our two characters weren’t written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen “chemistry”, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension - how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreen crush hidden now?
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modern AUs that I need in my life
I just woke up from a 6 month coma and I don’t remember anything about the past 5 years but that’s kind of okay because as a trade-off this gorgeous stranger sitting at my bedside is saying he’s my husband
The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of single-daddom over a beer with the hot professor
Wait, I’m just the cameraman, I can’t fill in for the missing porn star on this set, wait a second no you don’t understa-
We’re actors on a popular tv series and our two characters weren’t written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen “chemistry”, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension - how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreen crush hidden now?
Will you marry me? Also, surprise, I’m actually foreign royalty
My incredibly attractive new boss is an asshole and I’m 97% positive he’s been consistently staring at my ass whenever I leave the room
I’m sorry my kid punched your kid in the face, can I make it up to you over dinner?
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