swerve feeling bad and awful about himself to the point where he starts to retreat again, but this time after the Swearth Incident tm, others notice.
this results in swerve getting cooed over and loved on and squeeze as hes filled from every end, thighs shaking and spread as he crys a bit.
in the end he does feel loved, and his friends, even the ones who werent plugging his valve (hehe) helping clean him up and the lost light has a movie night with treats and cuddles, even sitting through swerves favorite trashy shows and films <3
science au prowlstorm need to have really messy gross interface, sticky, plug n play, field, whatever. i need them both covered in bite marks and energon and claw marks by the end of it.
i need prowl to yank brainstorms helm around meanly while brainstorm bites his chevron and pretty doorwings.
i need for cyberworld jazz to engage in some primal play.
i think that he should chase prowl down in the snow while hes in his alt-mode, and when prowl eventually stumbles or gets blinded, i want jazz to pounce.
pin that cop down and show him how an animal fucks, not speaking just grunting and growling as he fucks prowl mindlessly.
afterwards jazz would take prowl back to base and theyd cuddle while talking and getting prowl warmed up again.
prowl confesses that he studied how polar bears mate to give jazz the best experience possible and jazz shows how happy he was by pinning prowl down and eating him out until he cries.
he already is, but being lovingly feminized by the constructicons would be good for him.
calling him good girl and princess as they stuff prowl from every end, food or otherwise.
when prowl cries because hes overwhelmed as longhaul pushes into him? theyre all cooing over him or teasing him and prowl is so horribly humiliated and really wet.
Rid Bumblebee's team deserves to face-fuck Sideswipe when they’re feeling stressed or want to have a good time with rid Sideswipe
Plus Rid Drift deserves to roughly fuck and spank Sideswipe whenever he wants to have a good time with Sideswipe
sorry never watched rid 😔
but this is literally all i need to know. based on what ive seen in rescue bots, that brat needs to be tamed. everyone should use sideswipe like a dildo or a free-use hole
This. This needs to be thing.
Cuz i do have some thoughts about this. A very dark, dirty thoughts. Of Jazz experiencing the same fate as Prowl has endured. Watches Jazz’s belly bulge from all forced sticky interfacing. Poor guy is stuck on web? Or berth? With a large baby bump or belly full of eggs(?)
Ughhh. We seriously need more Whump JP fics where Jazz was the one who has his own spirit and body broken.
YES!!!!! jazz would look so pretty all filled with spider eggs
and itd be good for springer to have a sibling! <3
maybe tarantulas can make jazz and prowl scissor. its good for them!!
Megatron and the cons winning deciding to keep autobots as consorts afterwards. Megatron keeping Optimus only for a new prime to show up and keeping Rodimus as well and him having a little collection of primes
do you think megatron has them fuck in front of him?
maybe he has optimus fuck rodimus, op whispering soft apologizes and prayers as all rodimus can do is take it
or maybe megatron fucks one of them, and makes the other watch, powerless to do anything??
hhhh megatron pressing rodimus and opti.us together when they're pregnant with his bastard children, making them scissor and whine
thundercracker sobbing as he takes a spike that's too big for him. the culprit gently hushing him as they continue to push, his valve straining to take the huge length.
*This poll has no standing in the official competition, it is purely for the amusement of the Transformers fandom!
Propaganda Below Cut:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Tarantulas]
"This man wants children so bad he invented a new method of Cybertronian reproduction. He also modified his own body to become semi-organic. If you made him pregnant he'd only be upset at not figuring out how to do it himself first. And then he'd go straight to reverse engineering your methods. Freak. <3"
"One million spider babies."
[Soundwave]
"He already has some 5+ children that he stores and carries around in his chest, pregnancy is simply the most natural evolution of that. <3 [Bonus] Earthspark Soundwave isn't the guy described in the propaganda, but I'm willing to bet that he's the only guy in the poll who had a miscarriage lmao."
"His old kid exploded in his chest gotta put a new one in there."
[Knockout]
"Just look at him he's such a queen. And just look at his hips."
[Rodimus]
"Look, he is absolutely going to fuck a wide variety of aliens mechanical and not with protection, and it is going to come back to haunt him in the form of mechpreg."
[Starscream]
"I think he would have brooding and nesting behaviors and it would be cute. He's too cute not to knock up. He needs a whole litter of jets in him."
"look at him just look at him. ESPECIALLY tfp screamer. he was made to be a mother."
"Look at him he’s practically begging for it with his slutty little airplane waist. Also he laid eggs in the Michael Bay films. Treat him with care he is very emotionally fragile."
[Optimus Prime]
"IDK man, I just can't have him not submitted. He's got hips and a waist. He's got homoerotic tension with his nemesis who used to be his greatest friend, if that's anything."
"You go listen to some clips from this show and tell me he wouldn't be an excellent mother. He is a very caring and compassionate person who will also wreck a bitch if they try to touch his kids. I want this giant several million year old robot alien war veteran to settle down with me and not have to fight anymore. Let him rest and also bear me many giant robot children. Optimus please just one chance please I could make you so happy."
"He’s literally made for it. Do you know how many fics/posts I have seen about him getting pregnant (mostly by Megatron) it’s insane. Can we all imagine every single version of him pregnant? Let’s hold hands and manifest this."
"The Matrix of Leadership was originally introduced as a way for Cybertronians to be “born” in the Marvel Transformers Comics and it was even called the Matrix because in latin it means “womb.” Optimus, as leader of the Autobots, is the one with the Matrix inside him and therefore is the only guy that can currently get pregnant. And I WILL be getting him pregnant."
"Cause he's so bbg. 😘"
[Shockwave]
"I firmly believe that he would love nothing more than to bear Megatron's child."
"He's so pretty and I want him carnally. He's the lead scientist of the Decepticons, which is so hot of him. I can forgive his war crimes cause his breast is huge and he's just having fun. Is fun illegal now? (I'm coping.) There are 2 videos detailing a bunch of Shockwave's war crimes by MrNormalPerson I definitely recommend them if you're interested. :) He is literally a monster but if he was pregnant then he wouldn't be able to go do those things right? So I should get him pregnant to save others, I would be doing the universe a solid. It would be a logical choice to get him pregnant. I am so normal about this one eyed freak of a robot. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏) Thank you for your time."
"i mean... JUST LOOK AT HIM."
"he is A DILF have you seen that man's body i'm gonna put him through an emotional rollercoaster (also you know what they say, the smarter the freakier!!)"
"Big evil purple bitch with huge honkers."
[Blurr]
"FATTEN UP THAT TWINK!!!! He’s so skinny and his whole thing is being fast. I think if someone (cough tfa Shockwave cough) got him pregnant it would be. Maybe not good for him but it would be good for ME."
[Prowl]
"canonically gave birth to Springer. getting pregnant again might calm him down some. he should carry every one of the constructicons’ babies. keep him fat and pregnant."
guys. . . get Prowl pregnant. let me spew more propaganda for prowl.
look at his waist.
he's all grumpy, so imagine him being a broody baby mama who's waddling around. imagine his boobs getting bigger to where they pop out of his chestplate.
Starscream: I go into his tags and everyday I swear I see him pregnant. he would not want be pregnant or a parent. Side note I think pregnant robots are dumb, at least I'm the very basic way most people are doing it. That's not entirely related. Sorry. but anyways he would abort that thing!!!!!!! Knockout would administer his abortion with a GRIN
Starscream would NOTTTTT be letting some sparkling ruin his figure are you KIDDING? Number 1 Decepticon most likely to get an abortion. 🫡
He is not about to raise a child but doesn't believe in not fucking
After Jetfire defects to the Autobots he would deffo abort the pregnancy
Rodimus Prime: one time my mutual had a really vivid dream about rodimus' abortion. i would like to make that dream a reality
Megatron: His body is tea 🍵 (all continuities) & a baby would cramp his style (even if it's mine </3)
Prowl: He was the mother of Springer. He already got rid of that child to someone else. If he got pregnant again, he would abort. However, he would get pregnant again.
Shockwave: Stop him from experimenting on his own offspring PLEASE
okay, so, it's their first time, right? skyfire goes to top, while starscream is on bottom, but they both soon realize that skyfire is just too big, either by hurting starscream in accident, or just not being able to fuck him at all.
skyfire is horribly upset by either, even more so if he accidentally hurt starscream!
but starscream is a bastard, who wants skyfire, and will have him.
and that, my friends, is when starscream sees a glimpse of that puffy, fat-lipped, absolutely gorgeous valve.
so, starscream goes for it.
turns out, skyfires voice can go really high when starscreams eating him out!!!! and since nobody really fucked skyfires valve before, he's squeaking and squealing on starscreams dick in no time!
seeker knots, or barbs, or something, y'know?
easy fix!
now, angst time, what if skyfire was carrying when he was trapped in the ice? either, the sparkling doesn't make it, or, it does, beyond all odds.
if it did live, ratchet helps skyfire out, and skyfire never gets to tell starscream. plus when starscream shot him, it could have killed the sparkling!!
however, imagine their faces when they find out who the sire is. :)
anyways, bottom skyfire supremacy! make that marshmallow of a robot cry.
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
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