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[vampiirisms]

hey guys

i know this is really and unexpectedly sudden but 

i just haven’t had muse for jamie lately, and even worse – trying to get new interactions with anyone except 2 or 3 of the same people over and over again? it’s like pulling teeth.

nobody sends me questions, nobody writes or responds to my starters, and even if somebody writes a starter it never goes past my first reply. 

i’m really tired of logging in and feeling like nobody gives a shit about me or my characters, so i am archiving this blog, effective immediately.

i’ll be around. you can ask for my other URLs if you care.

see you on the flip side.

[renlybaratheon]

[danger]

[vampiirisms]

hey guys

i know this is really and unexpectedly sudden but 

i just haven’t had muse for jamie lately, and even worse -- trying to get new interactions with anyone except 2 or 3 of the same people over and over again? it’s like pulling teeth.

nobody sends me questions, nobody writes or responds to my starters, and even if somebody writes a starter it never goes past my first reply. 

i’m really tired of logging in and feeling like nobody gives a shit about me or my characters, so i am archiving this blog, effective immediately.

i’ll be around. you can ask for my other URLs if you care.

see you on the flip side.

[inredunderlincd]

i want a plot where character a and character b are childhood sweethearts and get engaged in high school. they plan to get married after graduation. character a gets cold feet and leaves character b a voicemail on her cell phone the day of the wedding saying that he “just can’t do it and i’m sorry”. He runs away, leaves town, and never explains why he did what he did. what neither of them knew at the time is that character b was pregnant. character b tries to contact character a, but he won’t answer her calls. four years later, he comes back to town to find character b with a three-year-old child, a new boyfriend, and he doesn’t suspect that the child is his. cue the angst. bam.

[melisica]

[melisica]

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

[vampiirisms]

   wow!! a whopping zero notes across all three (3) of my rp blogs today!!

[inboxstuff]

Honesty meme!

Send me a symbol for my muse to come clean about:

 ♥ - Something they like about your muse.

 ❦ - Something they hate about your muse.

 ✎ - A reason they’re jealous of your muse.

 ♪ - A secret they’re keeping from your muse.

 ♤ - What they thought about your muse when first meeting.

[vampiirisms]

   i need ideas for a new url for this blog. any suggestions?

[nothingiswrite]

❝  That barely covered vagina of yours deserves better than that. ❞

❝  I appreciate your anger. ❞

❝  Your chief complaint is not that I screwed someone; it is who I screwed. That’s what it’s about, right? ❞

❝  Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity, not to mention a culturally infused female competition. My heart goes out to you ladies. ❞

❝  My therapist suggested I attend a twelve step program, for recovery from a love addiction and romantic obsession… ❞

❝  I cheated on you. ❞

❝  You’re not an addict. You’re just a whore. ❞

❝  I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once. ❞

❝  I will straight up murder you if you do not sign this immediately. ❞

❝  I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid. ❞

❝  But I would still choose you. Possibly because you’re uninterested. Most likely because you’re stunning and successful. ❞

❝  Sexual anorexia. It’s like depriving yourself of sex because of low self-esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit. ❞

❝  I’m telling you, someone’s gonna murder us if you keep screaming. ❞

❝  Was this supposed to be a date? Oh shit, it was… Oh hell. I’m an idiot. I’m sorry, I’m a dick. ❞

❝  You’re a catch! It’s true. You know, I’m serious. You’ve got a strong vocabulary. You look dynamite in a tank top. ❞

❝  You know, little girls are told someday they’ll find The One. What they don’t tell you guys is that The One might be a complete fucking dickhead with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict. ❞

❝  Some have suggested that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful… for long periods of time… or possibly at all. ❞

❝  Look, once I come to the realization that I’m with- the wrong girl, I don’t know how to end it. ❞

❝  So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people. ❞

❝  Then comes the big old rigmarole of like ‘you’re afraid to commit’ and it’s like ‘no, I just don’t want to commit to you.’ But I can’t say that, because that’s like mean on top of mean… So instead I’d rather just say something like: ‘I fucked your sister.‘ ❞

❝  Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar? ❞

❝  Look, she’s my best friend and I would say by circumstance and certainly duration, you would be my next best friend. ❞

❝  It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation. ❞

❝  A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps. ❞ 

❝  We’ll you’ve spent ten thousand hours fucking my life up. ❞

❝  Dude get the fuck out of here, I got it. ❞

❝  I appreciate your concern, Superman! Fly away. ❞

❝  Baby. Just breathe will you. Okay? Will you? Here, come on, sit down. You’re gonna be okay. It’s alright, you just got to breathe. Please. Okay? Yeah. There you go. ___ , this is just fear. ❞

❝  You take this risk when you start sleeping with people. You know, you risk losing them. So for me, I’ve never slept with someone I wasn’t willing to lose. Except one time. ❞

❝  And it kills me that you’re probably gonna go to ___. And it kills me that I can’t ask you to stay, because I have no right to, you know. ❞

❝  Welcome to the hell scape that is my son’s birthday party. ❞

❝  Dude… are you really using your kid to hit on my friend? ❞

❝  First part false. Second part true. ❞

❝  Do not gaslight me with SAT words and sliding scale morality. ❞

❝  You want to tell me about it? ❞

❝  You never told him to make a choice, you know. ❞

❝  Are we in love with each other? ❞

❝  I love you for free. ❞

❝  Unfortunately I don’t sleep with men in relationships anymore. ❞

❝  I stopped cheating anyway. ❞

❝  We’re getting a chance to start over. ❞

❝  Goodbye forever. ❞

❝  Hey, did you know they don’t have a separate jail for cool people who fucked up? There’s just one big old jail for everyone. ❞

❝  I sort of beat he shit out of him. Fucked up his life a little bit. ❞

❝  I just really miss you. ❞

❝  Yeah, I think about you like, all the time. Even the word “think” is wrong, because I don’t actively do anything. You’re just here. ❞

❝  I’d rather fail with you, than win with anyone else. ❞

❝  I love hearing you say my name. ❞

❝  Okay honey, you’re on speaker phone in a police station. Be very careful what you say. ❞

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

[assortedrpmemes]

Meet the People in My Muse’s Life

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

🌻 - Their Father 🌷 - Their Mother 🌟 - A Different Family Member 🐶 - A Pet 👊 - A Best Friend 👋 - A Friend 🔍  - An Acquaintance 🍼 - A Child (Theirs or Not) 🎭 - A Former Friend 👿 - An Enemy 📪 - A Neighbor 💘 - A Love Interest 👻  - Someone They Don’t See Often 💀 - Someone Deceased ☀️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemons into Lemonade” ☔️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemonade into Lemons” 🍀 - Someone Lucky 🍰 - Someone who Loves Food 🍜 - Someone who’s A Great Cook

[vampiirisms]

                                                                                                ‘ hey,  lookout! ’

     he nearly runs her over in his mad dash to lose two hunters on his trail.  he’s not  expecting  it to be difficult  ------  they were both naive,  new to the game,  their supplies practically falling out of their backpacks while jamie turned on his heel and ran.

   he grips her shoulders to make sure she doesn’t fall.  he’s not sure why exactly but he can sense  vampire  from her.  not as strong as if she were as much a vampire as  he  was,  but enough to catch his attention.  he lets out a giddy laugh.

   ‘ i don’t know if it interests you  at all  but there’s two baby slayers on my tail and if they caught me they’re gonna catch you too unless you come with me  right now. ’

|| @dxywalker ||

[kxllermemes-blog]

NEGAN QUOTES PART 2  ( SENTENCE STARTERS. )

Since you’re doing such an awesome job, you want to have a little blast from the past with you-know-who? 

Pick whoever you want, as long as she says yes.

Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he, uh clomped on it.

I mean, I just said that it was happy hour at the Pussy Bar.

You see that? I am everywhere.

And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed.

Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.

One, you wind up on the spike and you work for me as a dead man.

Wow! You don’t scare easy.

Lucky for you, she’s not feeling too thirsty today.

Ah, hell, I forgot.

Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ass.

I like hustle.

But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us.

And then I married his super hot wife.

What, does the cat got your tongue? You’re just overwhelmed by the awesomeness of this? I’m gonna ask you one more time.

Ain’t my problem if he made a dumbass choice.

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

Oh, you better be jokin’.

I know I had to make a pretty strong first impression.

Well, hello, there.

Do not make me have to ask.

I missed you.

Ha ha ha! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

Do I get mad? Do I throw a fit? Do I bash some ginger’s dome in? Nope.

Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent! An embarrassment of riches, as they say.

You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.

You don’t decide what we take.

You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.

A little cooperation and everything is pleasant as punch.

You see, we really are reasonable people once you get to know us.

What do we have here? I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky-deaky.

[doitforthememe]

Send me ♕ to bump into my muse at a masquerade ball