~27~ @vampire-apologist - Tumblr Blog

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

edwad

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

nongunktional

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

womanenjoyer

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

otabekisautistic

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

homunculus-argument

I will never get tired of the big-ass fucking seagull head on the front of Helsinki art museum. I hope they never take it down.

nightbringer24

That is a big-ass fucking seagull head.

homunculus-argument

This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

dogpuppy

redstonedust

nobody numa numas like they used to

redstonedust

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

kosmogrl

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

kosmogrl

don’t contact me. ever

pukicho

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

pukicho

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

twentychildreninawashingmachine

i thought they were bees.

pukicho

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

dogpuppy

stjohnstarling

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

silkangelkisses

mamawasatesttube

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.