juliet

hi im juliet and i love lance with all my heart٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[beyondplusultra]

this is my favorite one.

[officialunitedstates]

it’s slow, it’s difficult and it’s expensive:  pouring lava in your socks

[fuchsiafinesse]

lmao why would I do that?

[officialunitedstates]

it’s slow, it’s difficult and it’s expensive

[iwritefanficnotprophecies]

Is this a mood or what

[wolfwars]

this is what being a millennial is 

[lanileia-deactivated20180817]

Who was I before Percy Jackson

[systlin]

I’M DYING

[tomyfancy]

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

[strutsonicely]

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

[systlin]

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

[solluxisms]

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

“We’re Just Being regular correct” D A M

[raspberrymama]

I stan one (1) card game

[fooodforthot]

that feeling

[celestial-jazz]

I can hear this post.

[javaalavaa]

I can feel this post

[lostwhere]

The energy in this post

[bo-bo-bean]

I once shoved my face in those types of rocks. Got yelled at but it was worth it

[adhdmoi]

Is This A Hyperfixation Or A Genuine Passion That Could Lead To A Career: a memoir

[wern]

yeah hyperfixation can be inconvenient sometimes but when i’m between hyperfixations life is like meaningless so

[kennychenny]

when someone brings up your hyperfixation and you get excited and start to infodump but then start worrying you’re being annoying

[punkperalta-blog]

idk why we were all so optimistic... we literally got like 2 scenes with keith and lance anywhere near each other after season 3 🤟😔🤟

[thotsupport]

VERONICA ??? KEITH ENDS UP W FUCKIN VERONICA????, KEITH GAY ASS KOGANE???

[youremarvelous]

season 8 mood

[chatnoire]

[tchallabucky]

this was unnecessary

[chatnoire]

man SHUT THE FUCK UP

[tchallabucky]

fuck everything else, this is the only thing that matters