GET READY FOR NO PORN TUMBLR DECEMBER 17
I was ok w this but… “Only real life human parts” this means im still going to see venom fucking the grinch??!
No nut December
Who the FUCK came up with the wording “female-presenting nipples”?
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GET READY FOR NO PORN TUMBLR DECEMBER 17
I was ok w this but… “Only real life human parts” this means im still going to see venom fucking the grinch??!
No nut December
Who the FUCK came up with the wording “female-presenting nipples”?
she’s gonna get flagged
the nipple reading this
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
@staff censor THIS.
staff: “gay rights!” *bans every post tagged lesbian from being able to be seen by anyone*
tony: im in target do you need anything
peter: oh just pjs i guess
tony: okay
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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,
peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!
tony: which one lol
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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!
peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK
peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn
tony: *makes a phonecall*
peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,
tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*
tumblr staff:
When students freak out about their losing a game on their phones
Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.
Electrons
I should kick your ass.
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
everybody on this nightmare realm of a website: please. just do something about the app
staff:
Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder