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TRUTH

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ghostwalkers

JOHN WALKER, AVA STARR, and YELENA BELOVA Thunderbolts* (2025)

sleepdeprivedsurgeon

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

deadpowol

Lestat: In petty revenge for what he did in Paris, killing my daughter and her love and torturing Louis, I’m going to embarrass Armand by making a song about him in public.

Armand: I’m going to make one of his bandmates kill themselves because I’m mildly irritated.

skyrigel

noshamehustle

formerglory25

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

loustatdivorce

noo daniel 😭😭😭 louis and lestat are both dirty liars!!!! unlike me. i'm beautiful and pure AND have big eyes🥺will you record a podcast with me 👉👈

dorkysunflower219

Armand is crazy again and now he’s got Daniel’s attention. Love this for me

sanfrancisco73

everyone freaking yesterday about thinking past dm was one sided as if armand just decided to list things to daniel starting in the 90s for fun. yes beloved don't worry about the 70s or 80s nooooo i don't know anything about that...certainly those are not real decades...

reticent-vampire

it took him three (3) seconds and no death sales pitch to fold larry. that is indeed his fascinating boy.

goth-desires

Daniel x Armand is MY Twilight, personally. 52 years of stalking and everyone's a creep 🥰

ileftmysoulinnorway

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 | “New York”

alysmond

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 5, "New York"

artemisia-tyche

Armand: I stalked you for 52 years and damage-controlled your entire life and also Sophia is Lestat’s mother—

Daniel: did you say you were going to teach me stuff? 😃

sixty-silver-wishes

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

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so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

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woke up and saw people were reblogging this again. anyway, yeah. america is still being really mean and I do not want to go to its birthday party today

if you would like to spite the really mean people even more today, consider donating to raices con voz. they're a student-led organization in los angeles, who deliver food and essential supplies to immigrant families who can't leave their homes due to the ICE raids. More information about them here

EDIT: Had to fix the link! please reblog this version instead

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another year of not wanting to go to america's birthday party in two days. because it's really mean. so we should help the people that america is being really mean to

in keeping with tradition, here is a link to unicef's fund for emergency health supplies and services for survivors of the venezuela earthquakes.

here is another link for manos in action, an organization that delivers supplies, such as food and childcare items, to latin american immigrants in central florida. I've participated in one of their local food drives; they're great. if you're not local to central florida, you can always donate money.

the other links are still available too, so feel free to check those out!