Icarus 🦇 (they/them) 22

I've had a sexual experience with a ghoul

[my-dailydreams]

[noodlebatter]

realest tweet ever

[vampantheon]

gay people 💥💥💥

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[the-moonbug]

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

[hallowvamp]

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

[aquilaofarkham]

A SECOND FAMILY PORTRAIT HAS HIT THE CASTLEVANIA TOWERS

[purpleblch]

I shamelessly stole this idea from someone from Tiktok

[medusadyke]

one thing about butches on tumblr they fucking love this little guy

[thegeekyartist]

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring

[our-queer-experience]

‼️‼️reblog for something t4t to happen to you forever ‼️‼️

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[mynowherenothing]

rip to Alma from brokeback Mountain but if I saw my husband making out with his cowboy friend I’d start touching myself

My date: can we get the check please

[meatexe]

working on growing my hymen back out of the microplastics in my body so the next person who fucks me gets to crack into my hole like a creme brulee

[punksrhea]

RHEA RIPLEY WWE SmackDown, October 11th, 2024

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[zzoupz]

Ganalf...

[akashicrecord]

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[muffinlance]

As the game goes on you have to cook for fewer and fewer people but their orders--and the ingredients they bring you--become increasingly unhinged