Welcome to my twisted mind

[slugsy]

[matthcwlillard]

“out by sixteen or dead in this scene but together forever, united against life as we know it.”

GINGER SNAPS (2000) dir John Fawcett

[artist-grimshaw]

A Manor House in Autumn, John Atkinson Grimshaw

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[kotortwo]

doctor: congratulations, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy! what do you want to name him?

me: *on fantasynamegenerators.com* hold on

[zegalba]

[thestolenthrone]

[sexygaywizard]

[sandmandaddy69]

[violentoffender]

living her life better than i ever could

[depsidase]

[socialmaya]

[minimightymina]

Peter Jackson: “then you’re stabbed and go “graaahhh!” and-“

Christopher Lee: “that’s not the sound a person makes when they’re stabbed tho”

Peter Jackson: “…”

Christopher Lee: “you make a “pahh!” sound, like the air is being forced out all at once”

Peter Jackson: (thinking) ‘this guy has stabbed people. He knows the noise because he did it, he did it enough time he knows the noise a person makes’

Chirstopher Lee: *upper crust air of unaffected geniality*

Peter Jackson: “sure yeah okay”

[because-im-freaking-greed]

A small correction: Christopher Lee didn't release a metal album. He released two, and 3 EPs.

[emmaubler]

Renaissance man

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[barafurbear]

[lattetimes]

he had it fucking coming

[ultimate-world-war-ii]

Winnie the welder at a US shipyard, 1943

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[mxargent]

This guy has what I want

[unexplained-events]

An old photo of a place called Hell’s Cafe in Paris, which has since shut down. 

[thememedaddy]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[knishy-deactivated20230216]

The Me Decade, in Denim Art