[wolfythewitch]

​metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke

[when-you-fail]

[fiberglasscotttoncandy]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[dogpuppy]

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[babushkaat]

[silentsepulchres]

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[kosmogrl]

[00l6]

I feel seen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[theehorsepusssy]

[charl0ttan]

ok are you a guy?

[charl0ttan]

this tweet has been uining me