Vampire Turkey

Tom.20. Male. Newcastle, Australia. Fandoms, muggle quidditch and e-sports.

[messrmarauder]

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

[more-like-tardass-deactivated20]

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

[vampireturkey]

I always assumed that she gave Potter the position because Oliver had already done tryouts and all of the potential players sucked.

[8bitgirl]

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

[bowiesnippleantennae]

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

[kylerobots]

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

[bloganddice-deactivated20190518]

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

[dreamsofjade]

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

[yondamoegi]

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.

But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.

If he looked like this

I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”

Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.

A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

[vixyish]

ALL OF THIS.

[vampireturkey]

I just don't get this tumblr trend of when somebody says/does something problematic the immediate response is to post it on tumblr and for a bunch of people to jump on it rather than actually addressing the person involved. 

[korratea]

[no-class-so-i-multiclass]

and then the rest of the episode happens

[littleredbard]

Dimensional villains tho

[a-tea-hutt-deactivated20180624]

Was it implied that she had been killed by what Su did?  I thought Sue just wrapped her armour around her head?

[vampireturkey]

Su wrapped the armour around her head just as she was going to use her combustion powers...so yeah Su killed her inadvertently.

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[a-tea-hutt-deactivated20180624]

I know I reblogged this last night but I would like to issue a correction that there are four noble truths.

[vampireturkey]

Yeah, and he couldn't even name three?

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

I want to see ‘The Fault In Our Stars’, but I don’t want to spend time in a room full of squealing John Green fans.

[vampireturkey]

Yeah I'm waiting a few weeks until I go and see it. Hopefully it will have subsided a bit by then.

[mind-of-moria]

poyaka said: Where did this happen?

[mind-of-moria]

Tournament report. Yet again none of our chaser girls got a mention, I essentially get mentioned for the fact that I’m playing beater more than anything and Claxton gets a mention for not being there. I also saw Lowe get a mention for not being there for Wollongong. We also spent all of last year having Carl mentioned about how without him we’re lacking -.-

[vampireturkey]

You literally got 2 girls mentioned in your first game...and it said you both played alright.

[iincantatem]

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James...

[literallyallie-blog]

Allie’s personal (tentative) WC schedule. Red is for head ref, yellow is for assistant ref, and blue is for watching/I have a break

[vampireturkey]

omg you're head reffing Skrewts and USyd? Gee you'll have all of Australia trying to bribe you lol

[betty-and-veronica]

"Remember, your names are your buzzers. Let’s check them now…"

[locustar]

Shaun Micallef is one of my favourite humans.

[a-tea-hutt-deactivated20180624]

This can’t be right, becasue Shaun hasn’t made Mad as Hell since Tony became PM, has he?

[vampireturkey]

I think there was a new one a couple of days ago.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is The Name of The Wind. Buy it.

The Name of The Wind is my book suggestion of the year. I read it about six months ago and I’m still thinking about it. It is the best book I have read in years, fantasy or otherwise. 

The Name of The Wind needs to be the next book you read. And the next book after that, I can guarantee, will be the second in the Kingkiller Chronicles “The Wise Man’s Fear.”

I am a Harry Potter fan, you probably are a Harry Potter fan as well. But, in the years since you read Harry Potter, you’ve grown up a bit. This is the book that Harry Potter fans have been looking for. It’s not a book for Harry Potter fans…it’s just a book that I think people who loved Harry Potter and are now in their 20s or 30s would REALLY REALLY ENJOY.

I bought this book because I was in the book store and I tweeted “BOOK SUGGESTIONS PLEASE” and about 12 people suggested it. I am so thankful to those 12 people. 

The world is so deep, the stakes are so high, the characters so real, the mysteries so magical, the magic so mysterious, the plot so twisty…every day you haven’t read it is a day in your life that could be better. 

I do not take this review lightly…buy this book. Buy it now. On Amazon or, preferably, at your local book store.

If you love The Name of The Wind, reblog.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

everybody in harry potter marries the people they fell in love with when they were teenagers

[peterchayward]

Kevin Smith has a quote about writers writing their ideal world. In his films, everyone goes on lengthy monologues about pop culture. ...

[geekinthejeep]

[jeanprouvaires]

[literallyallie-blog]

So I have seen/heard:

- whole theaters gasping

- a mother gasping and shouting “HOW COULD YOU?” at the screen while her young kids told her to be quiet

- one boyfriend saying “HOLY SHIT, YOU DOUCHEBAG”

- another boyfriend saying “…did he just…? DAMN”

- yet another boyfriend saying “…ouch” with an audible wince of sympathy

- a little girl in front of me saying “…no” in a hushed, horrified voice

- and a girl around my age literally STANDING UP and screaming at the screen “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!” while her boyfriend physically restrained her and tried to calm her down

Audience Reactions to the Hans Reveal: easily one of the best parts of seeing Frozen in the theater.

THERE ARE KIDS IN THAT THEATER WHY WOULD YOU SHOUT ASSHOLE AND DOUCHEBAG YOU’RE A BAD PERSON

[vampireturkey]

If some kids can't handle hearing a few mild insults at fictional characters without freaking out then somebody's doing something wrong...

[seapunksundog]

people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag

[outofcontextdnd]

The only reason I’m still with this party is because it’s great material for my book. It’s called “Tallfolk, Oh My God, You Have No Idea!”

the poor beleaguered gnome thief (via aheeheenuss)

[loldemort-blog]

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[casey-the-scientist]

I heard the first note and died from laughter.

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE