You'll find me waiting in the wings.

Aleks. 22. Leo. Burger Enthusiast.

[heathercollinsmd]

…. how…. how did i not consider this…

[sniperct]

Captain Marvel has a blue half sister who's beefier than the meat isle at a supermarket

mother of the fuck

[prof-peach]

Join us in our talk on Torterra tree care, much needed after our PoGo community day recently.

[fujifingerz]

sorry, I can’t think of anything funny…

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[wilwheaton]

Kajit has wares, if you have coin.

[theonlinemuse]

@rob-anybody​

[whitepeopletwitter]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[meckamecha]

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

[nico-robin-official]

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob

[nudityandnerdery]

“Oooh, look at me, I’m too good to kill someone with my bare hands!” Y'all probably wear woven fabrics, too, don’t you?

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[octopodhotrod]

This technique literally changed my life

[fear-ze-queer]

I don’t have it but this was cool to learn-

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MOTHERFUCKERS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[satirewrites]

[gaykorrahell]

Naga has puppies, team Avatar are nerds

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[997]

and she picked just the right song

[saltcircle5558355298234432204-d]

whhat the f

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

[angelicdevil]

This kid is KILLING it!

[thecraftybear]

I love how that slide in the beginning coincides with the “whoooom” in the background of the song.

Also, YOU GO GIRL

[ilisher-deactivated20230404]

just give them some happiness pLEASE (especially for Chloe she’s not deserved all this)