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Russian speaking Loons...
What is the Russian word for "lovers"?
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I was reading a fic, I can't remember where I got the link.
It was Shane gets drunk with hot bartender after the Tuna Meltdown, goes home with him.
Things go very wrong and Shane gets hurt and calls Ilya to help him.
My cat knocked the phone out of my hand and the tab closed.
I'm invested, and I've learned to save these things 🥺
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!
They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.
no but honestly how. the. fuck.
I've decided I need my text notification to be Ilya saying, TELL PEOPLE!
But I don't know how to do it, nor can I find it to download it.
Help?
olreid ig story [🎥]
1x01 ➥ 1x06
He slides down smoother than butter on a hot pan
Saw this on reddit, had to share.
I snort laughed and scared my cat
Today I learned a group of Loons is called an Asylum.
Is perfect, n'est-cell pas?
here you go queen
toxic hollanov baby trapping. i fear ive gone insane :/
i loved it 😍😍😍 the way they’re both so obsessed with one another… omg it’s like catnip to me. your writing is incredible, as always
if you like hollanov, go read this right now!
hollanov x TEETH
he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY
my hollanov fic recs (5)
<- part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 | part 6 ->
matter of fact, i caught you lookin' back by sargeantwoof | explicit | 19k words – Ilya's apartment is under construction. Shane's in town for a game. It'd be a shame if they somehow had the same hotel room.
the heart is hard to translate by catknives | explicit | 20.8k words – in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.
hey, love, we'll get away with it by buckleyspencer | gen | 5.6k words – 5 times Shane and Ilya broke the rules they had set in place to get away with it + 1 time they realized they had nothing to get away from.
careful fear and dead devotion by CorvidCordelia | explicit | 44k words – Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.
fresh from the fight by flairlies | mature | 23.5k words – The Voyageur is strong, fast, handsome, and just about everything the city of Ottawa could ever want in a superhero. Shane Hollander is very good at staying under the radar as a local crime reporter. Ilya Rozanov is just trying to take down his family's corrupt business from the inside. He didn't really intend to become a vigilante and he definitely didn't mean to develop a crush on the city's #1 super-boy. Or on the journalist helping him take his father down.
It's Been A Long Time Coming by leiascully | explicit | 20k words – Ilya and Shane are so excited to have made the playoffs in Shane's first season with the Centaurs until they remember: no sex during the playoffs.
rose garden filled with thorns by galactictsukki | explicit | 14.6k words – famous Shane meets non-famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)
My Hopes Are Prone to Elevate by shanehollandertwentyfour | explicit | 106k words – what if Ilya and Shane had been drafted to the same team? Inspired by every rookie bestie dynamic duo in the NHL that made you think, "what if they kissed???"
Absolutely Not by broccolicheddarchicken | explicit | 23.7k words – Over the course of the first half of his fifth season on the Centaurs, Shane considers retirement, homophobia, his public life, family, and his legacy. He also gets a tooth knocked out, visits the beach, and is repeatedly pissed off by how hot his husband is.
Heated Rivalry short fic recs (<20K, complete):
[accompanied by laconic summaries]
DefinitelyNotRozanov81’s Guide to Marriage, Hockey, and Destroying Your Husband’s Best Friend Through the Power of Fanfiction by pucksandpower Ilya Rozanov writes fanfiction about Hayden Pike being a cuck with a small dick. Everyone knows it's him.
The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower Everyone thinks that Ilya Rozanov is engaging in psychological warfare against Shane Hollander by fucking his mother.
Jane Doe by periwinkle_bumper_cars (Sunsets_Beget_Starlight) Ilya gets roofied, and Shane proves himself to Svetlana.
morality clause by canadadry Yuna Hollander on the concept of morals clauses, being a mumager, and Ilya Rozanov.
Impulse Control by alyseofwonderland (Esyla) Hollanov get shotgun married immediately post-credits. Everyone finds out about it.
love takes miles by corsi The Hollanov fandom through the 2010s: via Tumblr, AO3, Reddit, Discord, and The Platform Formerly Known as Twitter.
I Do Not Have Wings (Love, I Never Will) by Sea_Sea9000 Ilya's and Scott's bromance, based entirely on depression.
how do you feel? by exogenesissymph Shane Hollander's how-to on being a Media Robot, and learning to be a real boy.
Broken Glass by prinny_a Hollanov are outed early to Shane's parents when Grigori's dementia takes a violent turn, and Ilya flies across Europe with a concussion.
circle back season by Anonymous Ilya Rozanov has never seen The Time Traveller's Wife, and he wonders whether it's him or Shane who has mistaken the meaning of "We'd be completely alone."
connecting the dots by defcontwo Hayden realises that Boston Lily must be a dom(inatrix).
aberrant by Della19 Just because Ilya's an omega, doesn't mean he wants to bottom; and that's okay, because Shane is an alpha who prefers to be the hole rather than the peg.
a simple case of mistaken identity by LiarsandThieves22 Hayden realises that Boston Lily must be Lily Adams, the Boston Raiders' social media lady. He also learns about feminism.
hot and trendy by thirteenick The only thing more interesting to Hollanov Twitter than how Hollander and Rozanov are definitely fucking is the riveting sapphic romance of Lily the Hollander stan and Jane the Rozanov stan.
Going Down by DorianGraysUnicorn Two hockey rivals and a reporter get trapped in a lift. The reporter has a feeling that she's missing something, but Shane Hollander has a very cogent opinion on not belonging to oneself and on choosing to belong.
Scott Hunter's Impeccable Gaydar by epexegetical Scotty actually doesn't know shit. What he does know is that he is the only gay man in the world.
Cliff Marlow Gets a Clue by Carry_On_Moss Ilya Rozanov Respects Women, but Cliff Marlow is worried that he might not Respect Hollander? [Part of a series]
MLH Breakdowns #7 | How this one INSANE Free Agency Signing Sparked a Three-Year Hockey Frenzy 😱🏒 by rightnowimtoad When Ilya Rozanov blows up his career to play for Ottawa, Reddit slowly comes to realise that the only possible explanation is that he's fucking Shane Hollander.
the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose by alchemystique Yuna Hollander wonders when and why Shane chose Ilya Rozanov and realises that she and Ilya have a lot in common. Or, why Ilya is the favourite son.
The Rose Landry Bowl by Amazinggrace0 Everyone is baffled when Ilya Rozanov starts dating Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend, but they respect the psychological warfare. [and its sequel below.]
Svetlana Vetrova's Luxury Car Services by Amazinggrace0 Everyone is baffled when Shane Hollander starts dating Ilya Rozanov's ex-girlfriend, but they respect the psychological warfare. [and its prequel above.]
hey old Schitt's Creek pals, have you seen any old SC folks writing Heated Rivalry fic? I'm not so interested in HR fic but I will be interested if SC writers hit the scene
I've been writing Game Changers / HR for a bit and have come across a few other SC authors.
@weathereyehorizon has 5 works linked here!
@missgeevious wrote always take the weather with you
@deenerann has started The Ties That Bind
@thesleepyskipper has written 3 stories
@flowerfan2 wrote this Because We're Getting Married
@schitthappens has done several podfics and wrote a drabble
barelypink has written 2 stories
MoreHuman wrote Surrender to your life
swat117 wrote 678-999-8212
@5ambreakdown has written 2 stories
@distractivate wrote Keep My Secret, Keep My Heart
@samwhambam wrote Carbonara
@simplymarleycat wrote spin silence into gold
@aeliagioia has a written a couple
@rmd-writes also has some posted
(Other SC authors who have written Heated Rivalry/Game Changer fic, feel free to reblog/comment with your fics and I'll update the list! )
Ok, so at the club, the boys have a moment. Broken hearts and longing.
Shane goes home with Rose. OK, they're in Montreal.
Illya goes home alone,to...shower.
But... He was in Montreal, sharing a hotel with a teammate.
That was not a hotel shower. 🤷🏼♀️
love, full of hope | G| 7.5k
It hits her then, how well Ilya must know her son. That he gets Shane and supports him. It can’t have been an easy thing, walking into what could have been the lion’s den after getting caught by his boyfriend’s father. He did it anyway – for Shane. His love for Shane is written all over his face.
Since their rookie year.
Shane has had this, Ilya – though she tries not to think too hard about the details – for nine years!
She and David have been so worried that Shane might be lonely. He’s always found it difficult to connect with people, didn’t have a lot of friends as a kid.
He’s not lonely though; he has Ilya. For that, she thinks she might love Ilya, just a little.
Or
5 times Yuna loves Ilya, and one time she tells Shane why
Or
an ode to love, and Yuna Hollander
read now on ao3