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she/they/he honestly i don't really care | 23 | weird femme🦇🗝 crowcore lesbian

[ash-baby-fo-real]

Dennis who couldn’t do his curl routine while homeless. Jack who had a horrendous curl routine (if any at all). Robby who does the bare minimum because he barely has any hair.

Robby who buys the most expensive, high rated curl care products he can find for his men. Dennis and Jack proceed to do each other’s hair, detangling, defining etc. Robby gets to watch them be all soft and domestic with eachother, using the products he bought.

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[fufatronic]

femmes always remember that your tummy will attract hot and needy butches

[vamplire]

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

[entretienavecunvampire]

armand going to AA meetings and following the 12 steps is actually so unexpectedly in character for him

things armand loves:

structure

group of people meeting regularly and following the same rules

abstinence and self-denial

he sees an AA meeting and his eyes light up with a kaching noise like in a cartoon. he’s like oh great, rules given to me by a higher power? an opportunity for self-flagellation? set steps i have to follow to cleanse me of my sins?

of COURSE he’s signing up instantly and attending 3 meetings a day

[boyblvntzz]

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

[oliveshark]

Anyone who says they don't understand what the writers are doing with Alicent isn't doing a very good job of watching the show.

She was sold to the King as a child, lost her best friend/possibly maybe soulmate, then her father polluted her head with ideas about how Rhaenyra will murder her and her entire family if she ever takes the throne, and she's subjected to marital rape over and over again by an old man whose flesh is quite literally sloughing off his body.

After decades of a lonely miserable existence she finally finds a chance to reconcile with the only person she was happy with in her entire life, only for it to fall apart literally the exact same night. She sacrifices that happiness because she genuinely believes it's her husbands will for Aegon to be made king, but then she's immediately confronted with the fact that almost none of the members of the royal court have ever respected her or valued her opinion.

She is then forced to confront the fact that her first born son, now the king, is a drunken rapist idiot who refuses to take his duty seriously and rejects any counsel he is offered. Her second born son is a violent lunatic who wants to murder his brother and rape his sister (and also now her, apparently). And her daughter has been subjected to incestual rape since she was a child, with more and more tragedies heaped upon her every day, further damaging an already fragile mind.

All because of her first break from Rhaenyra 30 years ago. No fucking wonder she's so broken down. No wonder she's ready to throw everything away just for a chance at a worry free life with her one good child. Bigots can cry about "lesbian fanfiction" all they want, but Condal and the writers have made a wonderfully tragic story. And frankly, it's infinitely better than "evil stepmother is power hungry". Sorry GRRM.

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

[venusflytrappa]

femme that won’t stfu x butch that listens to every word

[midwesternmuffmuncher]

perverted lesbians, never let anyone dim your freak

[strapbunny]

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

[kosmogrl]

[lesblackwidow]

butch who says things like “gotta get back home to the mrs,” “the wife’s got special plans for us this weekend” when they talk about their femme at work

[shrugsinchinese]

Dude, your glasses

[despazito]

if the pasta senses you're pure of heart you dont need a colander to strain it #pastawhisperer

[kosmogrl]