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[van-gogh-me-blog]

HELP OUT A FANGIRL

can someone make a ‘the alienist’ wallpaper (iPhone or desktop)?? I would but I don’t have the amazing talents that a lot of you have.

[moonmccoy-deactivated20190131]

the alienist investigation team + name meanings

[saras-resting-bitchface]

sara: the sky looks beautiful tonight

john: yeah

sara: you know what else is beautiful?

john: *blushes* what?

sara: women’s rights

[jojoshitpostbot]

reblog if you’re Speedwagon kin

[bowlcutprotag]

[van-gogh-me-blog]

Gayle Waters-Waters: a icon

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[itsdoilan]

I love him

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[always-remember-the-warrior]

When in doubt act like you belong and normally no one will question it.

[unstumpabledeplorable]

What Would Don Draper Do?

[thebraavosi]

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

[thebraavosi]

[bearthug]

[heckadai]

[nervous--king]

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

[therealmapdean]

Around what age do you start finding a boy less attractive?

When they start puberty, from there my attraction to them drops off very quickly.

Here’s a little graphic:

[con-bahami]

Copying this instantly and hoping other people will to.

Based mostly on my romantic attraction, since sexually I’m pretty unsure atm and don’t even know if I’m really non exclusive.

[therealmapdean]

A template for if people want to.

[francis-is-back]

I’m just a boring little normie

[therealmapdean]

Filthy muggle lol

[sobernightterrors]

Fixed it for you guys. Burn in hell you sick fucks.

[tinyandspooky-deactivated201809]

this is fucking disgusting and you guys should be ashamed. get help.

[bransrath]

Fuckin pedos holy shit

[libertarian-therapist]

Damn, I thought this was like a “at what developmental stage do kids start developing sexuality” but I checked out op and they’re a self-proclaimed pedophile.

Holy shit, go to therapy

[therealmapdean]

No it’s a “these are the rough age ranges of boys I find attractive” graph.

What do you think that will achieve?

[libertarian-therapist]

You can use CBT to reduce sexual thoughts and actions about children so you don’t get lynched.

Seriously, get help before you hurt someone.

[imaginarybatman]

I was really fucking confused until I realized they were talking about ages of young boys.

That’s fucking disgusting.

[malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180]

[king-emare]

This dope

[theunemployedrogue]

[henantier]

I love Oblivion so much

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

let him say fuck

[thetinygingerbreadgirl]

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

[captstefanbrandt]

It takes a village to raise a child.

[ithelpstodream]

[sbnkalny]

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

[toasthaste]

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

[nuka-rockit]

are you saying. theyre eggs

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.

[eterrorist]

and they say gamers are racist

[jinxedeyes]

gamers ended racism  😤 😤 😤 😤

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

This is so rare, and so blessed. 

[sucklett]

Why do brass knuckles look like little kitty paws

[scope-dogg]

The mafia goon smashing my teeth in for not paying Don Tony his protection money: nya