[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[vanilachai]

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[oldmanpusspuss]

is the person you reblogged this from a euthanizable mutual

yes

not yet

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[hem1ockjuice]

♀️General Jing Yuan🦁 Wont you join the General in her quarters, Trailblazer…?

View the nude alt and support me here~

[stake-the-vampire]

I loooove when a goody little two-shoes cries "that can't be!" when faced with the fact that authority lied to them or had ulterior motives like aww sweet little thing is it time to open your eyes and look at the real world? oh authority manipulated you and used you for a cause you didn't sign up for? you've been fighting on the wrong side this whole time? cute.

[vanilachai]

speak all nice an punch the idiots in tge kidney

[opossumgirltongue]

did you hear ? kissing a trans girl's boobs makes the estrogen work faster . huh ? my source ? uhhh i actually dont know . but it couldnt hurt ! maybe we should uh . do some scientific research

[captain-price-returns]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

naming my firstborn "Cambrian" because I died in an explosion while my husband was in labor

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

"how are you naming your child after your own death" I got better next question

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

naming my secondborn "Ediacara" to confuse and frustrate those with knowledge and information

[vanilachai]

this your secondborn?

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

yeah she got run over by a truck a few days before she was born

[clowngirlpony]

aaaaaa she's eating a burger lol

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[vanilachai]

🫵🙏💃👀🏳️‍⚧️

Interesting.

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

naming my firstborn "Cambrian" because I died in an explosion while my husband was in labor

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

"how are you naming your child after your own death" I got better next question

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

naming my secondborn "Ediacara" to confuse and frustrate those with knowledge and information

[vanilachai]

this your secondborn?

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[florshedworf]

[vanilachai]

i was then shot 57 times

[hotvampireadjacent]