fuck this

sean - 39 - he/him - so tired

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[herpsandbirds]

can you post gay mallards for pride month ?

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU SICK DELICIOUS FUCK?!?!?!

GAY ASS MALLARDS!!!

photographs by Brocken Inaglory

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[the-name-recs-are-crazy]

[Image ID: Text reading: "Actually, you don't owe anyone anything, you don't owe them kindness, empathy or understanding. Self-care first, always." Picture: Photograph of a man in an FBI jacket typing. /End ID] 

[veryluckyclovers]

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[sharkflan]

Coelacanth doodle? You draw fish in such a lovely and enchanting way

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[erumelde]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[catchymemes]

[crash-my-party-girl]

I’m really glad pussy cum isn’t purple, but I have heard it adds grey to your beard;)

Lmmfao

[hyumjim]

Okay

[yourfaveisintersex]

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

[icewingassasin]

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

[yourfaveisintersex]

:)

[deformable-pet]

you cant just have whatever you want

[cpericardium]

[xopachi]

something fast and mind numbingly stupid.

[flipchild]

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]