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[afoxnamedmulder]

it’s been two hours and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this comment someone left on this video

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[sugarpkts]

just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[valid-bastard]

Challenged to a knife fight at Claire’s

[yourgothboyfriend]

Won a knife fight at Claire’s

[wyrmwizard]

died in a knife fight at Claire’s

[archliches]

haunting the lipgloss display eternally as penance for my senselessly violent knife-based death at Claire’s

[actionables]

life imitates art and vice versa

[aboundlesswombofcultivations]

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

[noodledog]

It’s also the colour scheme and the lighting. The deep red and the pale greens, the lighting so dark that some figures are obscured but the others stand out with brighter lighting. Even the circular pattern in the back references halos or other decorative features meant to draw attention. 10/10 good Renaissance art.

And I enjoy the subject matter too.

[whatistimeeven]

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

[bibliofilariidae]

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[greekgosh]

it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

one of these is not like the others

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

One

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[baapi-makwa]

@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[mouldywarps]

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

[nationalharmonica]

cause im sad

[rubysapphrald]

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

[gaycism]

and then they take money from you

[sistertaxon]

i have a mouth

and i can scream :)

[fungoidfred]

[theawesomeadventurer]

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

I censored the rest of this ask but honestly. are yall okay

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

[lilmamabeyellin]

I don’t wish to reconnect with anyone that’s hurt me. All is forgiven but I wish you well. Maybe in another life.

[unclefather]

person doing a tedtalk: live the life you want to live.

me: you know what? they’re right.

me in the mcdonalds drive thru: i want a Cheese Burger. And make it a meal. i’m not kidding