baby boy.

[nsfw!!] just call me kirstin! uwu

[nsfw-userboxes]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[dmkll7]

[xuxi-rolls-moved]

Members with deep voices: Lucas, Jisung, Jaemin, Johnny, Taeyong, Winwin

Members with medium pitch voices: Doyoung, Kun, Yuta, Renjun, Mark, Jeno, Taeil, Jaehyun

Members with high pitched voices: Chenle, Jungwoo, Haechan

Members that sound like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron: Ten

[vanillagyus]

this school week has been so stressful, and i'm like so tired with zero sleep ) : can people slide into my dms bc i want to talk about anYTHING!! i dont really care what you guys send jsjdjs juST DONT SEND ME A NUDE YET PLEASE I'M NOT REALLY UP FOR SEXTING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I JUST WANT TO REST

[svtporn]

jk lhkfkfkg but like do you have any headcanons for jihoon?it can be nsfw or sfw

mgngmgnfmmfmfnfmfmdmdn i hav.e .. a few its one in the morning but i have a Few glffdjjd listen .. listen theres No Way jihoon isnt .. into crossdressing hteres absolutely no way he doesnt fucking,, dress up in pretty skirts and shit and like he might send a few pictures to whoever depending on how he feels but like,,,, my baby in wittle skirts i anm tearing up,,,,,,, also idk i rly have a thing for jihoon and baths and scented candles h. hhh like just soft and relaxing ,, mayb hes in the bath with someone n the lights are all off and theres a buncha candles lit and stuff mgnmnmnmmmm fat nut .. also hes obviously in2 collars and shit esp w the little bells he just likes hearing them jingle and stuff when hes getting dicked and all that hh this was just word v/mit

[bootyful-seventeen-deactivated2]

I'm so caught up in wedding feels. Someone write about getting married to Chan. He'd probably be such a sweet fiance -🍒 anon

He’d be so sweet omggggg. I see fiancé Chan wanting to to really take him time in the engagement phase. Helping with the planning and taking you out on dates to relax you when your wedding day gets closer. Chan would want to talk about all the worries you both have about marriage and raising kids so that when issues involving these things pop up no one will be screaming or going to bed angry. Chan would definitely be doing his best to support you when you’re feeling down, especially when you get emotional during your pregnancy. He’d be running out at ungodly hours of the night because you were craving fried chicken and the only place open 24 hours is on the other side of town. But it would be all worth it once your first son is born. Chan would start crying once he got to hold your son in his arms and he’d be insisting to do most of the work and letting you sit back and relax as your body recovers from squeezing a 9 pound baby boy out. Your heart would just melt when you wake up at 1 am to use the bathroom and take a peek in your son’s room to see Chan sitting in a rocking chair and singing softly to your son

I’m not emotional I swear :’))))))

[earthysuggestion]

girls are like stars … but…. prettier

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[coneybitch]

rb for the advice

[the-headless-vulcan]

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

[uncommongenders-deactivated2021]

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

[geekandmisandry]

If you are not feeling great don’t let a stranger take you outside. In fact, I know the allure of getting away from crowds when you’re sick is strong but stay where the people are.

Also watch out for each other. If someone is being suspect or you think someone is drugged alert security.

[arcaneloquence]

Stay safe during Pride, y’all! Keep together in groups with your friends, watch each others’ backs, and remember to have 1) a ride and 2) a plan. Text people to touch base and keep them up to date, just like if you were going out to a bar or a club and playing it safe. Consider an emergency call app for your phone, just in case.

[cherryangel-bpd-blog]

do you ever just think about how you wasted all your youth being depressed

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[vanillagyus]

classes start tomorrow i'm not ready bitches

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[flowerinaflame]

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

HIS NAME IS MILK TEA

[vanillagyus]

i'm drunk agai dhwo did i msnege to get in tumvle whikq druKn

[vanillagyus]

nearly a month without an update and i come back with a tag wow i am such a great person

i got tagged by @kpopp0rn

Rules: answer to 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better

Nickname: jul

Gender: female

Zodiac: cancer

Height: i'm only 149cm tall fuck

Age: 19

Time: 12:32 am

Favorite bands/ Solo artist: weLL, my favorite bands are nct, seventeen, exo, suju, shinee, and pentagon! but if it ain't kpop, then it's p!atd, top, fob, and mcr !!

Song stuck in my head: call call call holy shit waTCH IT

Last movie I saw: a quiet place, i havent watched infinity wars yet dont spoil me

Last thing I googled: russian push ups, i googled it like a few minutes ago like lmaoooo i'm drinking wine rn i think i'm already drunk

Other blogs: none rip

Do I get asks: I rarely do oof

Why I chose my username: i dont know tbh

Following: only 342 tumblrs rip my dash is dry hmu if you're a kpop porn blog

Average amount of sleep: honestly idk the most i got lately was around 4 hours

Lucky number: it's always been 17 oof

What am I wearing: honestly i'm just in my underwear rn bc it feels like i'm in hell rn it's so hot

Dream job: special education teacher aye

Dream trip: i always wanted to go to saudi arabia because i want to visit my father, but tbh i don't think he wants to see me ) :

Favorite food: i like this street food called kwek kwek, i don't know what it's called in english

Play any instruments: well there's the ukulele

Favorite song: pentagon's shine aye

Play(ed) any sports: i do taekwondo and still play soccer! i didn't get a scholarship for any of them though, i wanted to focus on psychology instead.

Hair color: i dont know what color my hair is tbh?? it's like... a weird mix of dark brown and black but i was born with some strands of red hair and white hair but it's only a few tho, it's mostly dark brown.

Eye color: oooooh i have dark brown ones

Most iconic song: welcome to the black parade ( ' :

Languages you speak/are learning: well i grew up speaking tagalog and english. my mom has always wanted to go to korea tho, but she can't speak korean so i plan on learning korean for her!! i also actually learned mandarin in high school but i failed at that class and i still don't understand or read it. rip.

Random fact: since i mentioned my parents, i want to say that my mom is a hoe for suju lmfao. she's also 15 years older than me!

Describe yourself as an aesthetic/things: i'm not aesthetic i look like a pig 🐽

I tag: nobODY GPODNIGHT I THIN K IM GONNA PASS OUT NOW

[vanillagyus]

hi! so lmao sorry im inactive. i just moved into my dorm. so ye im not gonna leave tumblr. yay! ( :