♡︎.ᐟજ⁀➴VanillaSprite

https://vanillasprite.straw.page || 17 || Huge splatoon + Multi fandom blog || I am obsessed over my own ocs helphelphel || DJ Octavio's favorite janitor! || I change my pfp like every minute sorry || Shipwrecked 64 won't leave my mind

[vanillaspritesstuff]

They wouldn't let me edit my old pinned post so new thing!!!! Yay!!!!

VanillaSprite!! Or Sprite for short!!

"I'm NOT using my buckteeth to chew through the bars, so don't ask about that." —Bucky, Shipwrecked 64

Mirror pronouns! (I am actually you but you don't realize yet)

17 yrs old—September 4...the evil day

Autistic Agender lesbian that's also demisexual and demiromantic

Cape Verdean 🇨🇻 + Haitian 🇭🇹 (African American)

Posting is basically whenever I feel like it so I may post 16 posts in one hour or 4 posts in 7 months...

DONT LET THE PFP SET UP FOOL YOU, FRIEND!! I love Splatoon and Coroika but I LOVE OTHER THINGS AS WELL like Shipwrecked 64/Hotel Investigation 09 (heavily), The Walten Files, any ARG I can get my hands on, and basically any type of horror(ish) media!

Personalized tags!!

SpriteYaps🦪 (Normal posts)

SpriteDoodles🪼 (Shitty doodles)

SpriteDraws🦭 (Serious drawings)

SpriteWips🚧 (work in progress art)

SpriteCoro🐙 (Coroika)

SpriteSplat🦑 (Splatoon)

SpriteFnaf🦈 (FNAF/FNAF related)

SpriteUma🦐(Umamusume) ((this one will be rarely used, sorry))

SpriteShip🐚(Shipwrecked 64)

Other tags will be added in the future! I'm currently trying to organize all my tags!

DNI

Average criteria (racists, white supremacists, homophobes, transphobes, etc).

Darkshippers

Uhh idk dude I'm pretty chill

Be warned: I block freely. Don't be upset if I do block you!! I BARELY block though, so everyone should be fine...👀

[dogpuppy]

[writersisland]

any ideas for a royal/political arranged marriage, but (against all expectations) both are into it?

Leading up to the ceremony ‣ knowing they would not be thrilled, the couple is not informed of the arrangement until it is set in stone and only few weeks away ‣ A had to be locked up and guarded in the days leading up to the wedding to make sure they don‘t run away ‣ B had to physically be dragged to A‘s kingdom

Right before the ceremony ‣ A threatens to stab their promised spouse upon meeting them at the altar ‣ B is threatened by their parents about making a scene during the wedding ‣ both expect the other to be much older than themself, arrogant, or otherwise undesireable ‣ “Is that a knife in your sleeve? Give me that, you are not killing your spouse before the vows are even read!”

During the ceremony ‣ the promised couple meets at the altar… and both wonder why their parents failed to mention that their promised spouse is H O T ‣ both relaxing as they make little comments during the ceremony, matching each other's freaks ‣ both only having prepared passive aggressively insulting vows and either reading them with matching smirks or improvising new ones

During the reception ‣ the newly weds ignore almost everyone else because conversation is so good between them ‣ intense chemistry, to a point that the new in-laws fear the couple will sneak into the bushes together ‣ “You're not gonna like this, but up until an hour ago I was sure I was gonna have to kill you to be able to escape.”     “Oh no, me too. But then I saw you, and… Well, I reconsidered.”      “Likewise.” ‣ bonding over their mutual distaste for their parents' overreach ‣ “Most dissappointing that my parents will get to gloat about finding me a good match.”      “I understand. We can always make them regret it by being horrible together.”      “Perfect.”

[vanillaspritesstuff]

We fw odd fish creature things that are potentially shapeshifters, inserting themselves in popular media to escape their terrible realities while also experiencing an identity crisis?

What kind of damn fish is this😭

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[byjove]

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

anyway shoutout to "small" whump moments. minor bruises and scars, limping, everyday vulnerability and exhaustion, headaches, training fights with teammates that leave them a bit sore, punched/slapped outside of a torture/captivity context <3<3

[animentality]

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[vanillaspritesstuff]

Every other color is a lil brighter now (FORGOT THE STAR KEYCHAINS ON THEIR WAIST FRICKK)

[dogpuppy]

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[vanillaspritesstuff]

Actually, relooking at Trixie's color scheme and Golden Freddy's... I feel like their color scheme doesn't give away the connection enough. Like it's not subtle enough to make you raise an eyebrow but it's not obvious either. UGH WHATEVER, I'M PUTTING TRIXIE BACK IN THE DRAWING BOARD

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[lunasilverpelt]

Okkkk here's my Frickbear's OC; Jade! She's based on Balloon Boy, and she's a paranormal investigator who applied to Frickbear's to snoop around the place due to the ghost rumors… hope no one catches her for that.

I think I did a pretty good job replicating the style (I mean it's close enough to mine as is lol) though I'm still a BIT iffy on the shading and linework.

[redstonedust]

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."