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im always surprised how sparse usamerican population maps look between kansas and california. like that shit is just Empty

nek-ros

fucked up

starsflowered

"your room's a mess"

of course my room's a mess im a beautiful transgender woman

lieutenant-sappho

APPROVED 🎉

grickle14

Leaping lizards!

beemovieerotica

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

beemovieerotica

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beemovieerotica

THIS is how it's done!!!

lynati

Saying you're moving to a place that already has a full package deal that you have no control over ("the landlord is in charge of that" / "my new roommates already have service at that address") has also worked for me.

I've also heard that saying you're moving out of the country for a year as a foreign exchange student has also worked wonders. (So, another point for "moving to Venezuela.")