I'm saltier than the ocean

Ludo | trans male | 21 | Icon by Halo_promise @ Twitter Welcome to the meme team. I primarily post birds, memes and occasionally draw stuff and a few fandom related things.

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[harpyhormones]

indirect kiss

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[everythingfox]

Crow having fun by himself at a children’s playground

(via)

[nyaits-deactivated20210209]

[hoodiedeer]

idk man i cant see a couple weeks into the future. i dont h

[hoodiedeer]

i dont have tw

[hoodiedeer]

i cant s

[hoodiedeer]

i dont have 20 eyes

[cairocopper-deactivated20210402]

An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

[shadgandel]

[draayder]

[ayellowbirds]

gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, “…is she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?”

[octanylremade-deactivated202308]

think you forgot someone

[hurenoshmureno]

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[anarchetypalarchive]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

[monster-fucker]

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[jame7t]

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[yahenni]

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[nyxwoven]

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

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[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[byjove]

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

[byjove]

[konified]

Bishie anime figures are the true heirs to Greek sculpture

[konified]

Me: travels back in time to 400 century bc Athens and pulls this bad boy out of my pocket

The whole mf agora:

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

[thecreaturesmith]

A custom color raptor commission! This guy was a very complex set of colors, but I really enjoyed working on him!

#custom #commission #raptor #dinosaur #artdoll #posableartdoll #poseableartdoll #resin #fauxfur #softsculpture #plush #plushie #handmade https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzn7uprp4YN/?igshid=f83on43pbh2r

[kraficat]

Done and sent! Fullsuit of siamese cat. *_* love it! I was a model for this fotoset. Head, pawboots and tail are from foam base. There’re pillows in a body, very light and comfortable. (^=◕ᴥ◕=^)

[casanovakevin]

sol:-)

[chick-it-out]

when mom won’t let u eat her jam toast

[birdymcbirdface]

Sad hank is sad

[mad-hare]

how did this chicken make such a heart wrenching face

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]