angelango;

i'm so fucken stressed

[stability]

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[virgoassbitch]

This is so cute lol

[memehumor]

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[kingjaffejoffer]

[andrewbelami]

[fag]

Delete this

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[heavymodelheavymodel]

[harryedward]

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

[bushybrowboy69-deactivated20150]

This is so specific I’m screaming who hurt you

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[dramatichoe]

not earring backs!

[namesareharddd]

STOOOOPPPPPPPP😂😂😂

[campadog]

Source

Source

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[blipsterinsverige]

[vanillatwilight]

officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

[memewhore]

[asian]

Snails getting more action than me