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This one made me laugh hard enough that it gets to skip the queue and get posted immediately
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EWC by @justcakethanks
Nergigante: A terrible elder dragon that appears when other elders are in the vicinity. Its penchant for destruction is well documented.
Featured [clockwise]: Kushala Daora, Lunastra, Teostra, Legiana, Vaal Hazak, Zorah Magdaros. Center: Nergigante
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i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary
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a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered
you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters
every year of restoring native plants I see a great increase in the insect populations, and loads of new insects i never saw before (all of them harmless--the insects that are harmful or parasitic on humans are the main ones being unaffected by the decrease in insect populations)
(a large part of) the problem is Plant Sameness. we must restore plant diversity
Day 403#: Vancouver Lamprey
Today's animal of the day is the Vancouver Lamprey (Entosphenus macrostoma)!
Photo credit: linddealy on iNaturalist
Also known as Cowichan lamprey, this species of lamprey is found only in Lake Cowichan and Mesachie on Vancouver Island, Canada. They were originally supposed to be called Vancouver Island lampreys, but apparently there was a filing error when the species was being named and it ended up being shortened. The rules for naming species are complicated and weird. This species only grows between 4 and 10 inches long, and is descended from the Pacific lamprey, which are born in freshwater and migrate to the ocean as adults. Somehow, a population of these Pacific lampreys became unable to migrate back to the sea and eventually evolved into a new separate species. They are still capable of surviving just fine in saltwater; it's just impossible for any wild individuals to make it back to the sea. The only reason we know this is because some scientists did experiments on captive specimens where they placed them in tanks of saltwater to see how they'd do.
Photo credit: Greg Wilson
Like many other lamprey species, adult Vancouver lampreys feed on the blood of other larger species of fish using their suction cup-like mouths. Their rows of scary-looking teeth may look scary, but they're mostly just used to help latch on instead of puncture the skin of their prey. Instead, they use their razor-sharp tongues to do that and produce a special enzyme to stop their host's blood from clotting until they get their full. While this may seem terrifying, the vast majority of the lampreys' victims end up surviving the encounter. Only around 15% of prey, which mostly consists of trout and salmon, are fatally wounded, and this is usually accidental.
Photo credit: Greg Wilson
Vancouver lampreys only breed once in their lives. Females will lay their eggs in shallow gravelly areas for the males to fertilize, and after a few weeks of egg laying and fertilization, the parents will die. Once they hatch, the larvae will inhabit areas with still water and either a muddy or sandy bottom. They will feed on whatever small particles of organic matter they can find until they undergo metamorphosis into their adult forms at around five or six years old. After that, they'll live as adults for another two years before the time comes for them to spawn and restart the cycle. Sadly, the species is endangered partially due to its naturally small range and partially due to human activities such as pollution, habitat destruction, and overfishing of the salmon species that it relies on for food. It's currently estimated that there are only around 1,000 adult individuals of this species left in the wild. While they might not be the prettiest creatures, they still serve an important role in the ecosystem and deserve to be protected.
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"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS
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Day 402#: Jamaican Iguana
Today's animal of the day is the Jamaican Iguana (Cyclura collei)!
Photo credit: Chalon Boesel
Also known as Colley's iguana, this herbivorous species of lizard can only be found on the island of Jamaica. They are the second-largest land animal native to Jamaica, with only the Jamaican boa being larger. Males can get up to 16.9 inches long, while the females tend to be slightly smaller and only get up to 14.9 inches long. They come in a variety of colors, such as green, brownish, and sometimes even a sort of bluish color. Occasionally, they can appear to be a red color; however, this is the result of females digging their nests in the reddish-brown soil of the Hellshire Hills region in the southeastern portion of Jamaica and is not their true coloration. Their bodies are covered in light olive-green spots as well as some dark triangular stripes, and like many other iguanas, they have a row of spiky scales running down their spines.
Photo credit: Jamaican Iguana Recovery Program
The species was first described in 1845 by British zoologist John Edward Gray. For some reason, Gray decided to name the species "Colley's iguana" in honor of someone, but he didn't mention in any of his notes who this Colley person was, so to this day we have no idea who this species is named after. They were once commonly seen across the entirety of Jamaica, as well as on a couple of the nearby islets. However, today the species is found only in the aforementioned Hellshire Hills, and has gone locally extinct everywhere else on the island. The reason for their decline was the introduction of mongooses to the island, which were released by colonists in the hopes that they'd help control the rats that the colonists had also brought, but by accident this time.
Photo credit: Lacey Underall
Unfortunately, the mongooses decided that baby iguanas and other native wildlife tasted better than rats and were easier to catch too. As a result, the Jamaican iguana's population plummeted until in 1948 it was actually believed that the species was full-on extinct! That was until 1990, when a live adult male was captured after it had been attacked by a dog. Thankfully, the individual survived and was taken to the Hope Zoo in order to recover, and shortly after, more iguanas were discovered hiding in the forests of the Hellshire Hills. I should mention that in 1970 a hunter did stumble across the carcass of a recently deceased iguana while hunting for wild pigs, but the species wasn't declared "not extinct" until the live specimens were found in 1990.
Photo credit: Hope Zoo
While the species wasn't gone yet, they were still on the brink of extinction since there were only 50 adult individuals left in the wild. A collaboration of twelve zoos across the world worked together to donate funds for the Hope Zoo in Jamaica to create a breeding facility for these iguanas so that the juveniles could be raised in a predator-free environment before being released once they were too big for the mongooses to eat. Conservationists also began working on culling the invasive mongoose population, since they still posed a threat to any new baby iguanas born in the wild, as well as to many other native species. While these mongooses still exist in Jamaica and are still a major problem, the overall population of Jamaican iguana is believed to be somewhere between 500 and 600 adult individuals! Zoos outside of Jamaica have also begun their own captive breeding programs for this species, with the Indianapolis Zoo becoming the first to successfully breed them in 2006. This is great news for the species and significantly increases the likelihood of this species making a full recovery, especially if we can continue to remove the invasive mongooses.
Photo credit: Lincoln Park Zoo
Their story is pretty similar to that of the La Gomera Giant Lizard, which I covered a few days ago. I'd love to say it was a coincidence that both of these island-dwelling lizard species where so heavily hunted by invasive species that they were thought to have gone extinct, but sadly this is a pretty common occurance. Invasive species wreak havoc on island ecosystems because the creature that evolved there have been separated from the mainland ecosystem for so long that they usually have no defenses against these alien predators. Also, islands are small so there's less places for them to hide. Moral of the story: if you love wildlife keep your cats inside and releasing more invasive species to deal with pre-existing invasive species is a horrible idea.
Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.
One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence
If one of my friends says something rancid I will say aloud to them "Sims minus minus" and it never fails to hit the mark.
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this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read
I met someone when I was pretty young who had received a generous inheritance -- not enough to live a life of luxury, but enough to live on comfortably without working. He had chosen to simply keep going to school his whole life. He did get degrees, but he didn't use them for anything other than pleasure -- he had a Ph.D but also two Master's degrees, three BAs, and was currently serving an apprenticeship in blacksmithing while considering trying out some trade schools next. I thought, if I had the money I'd do that too, and then thought about how I still could learn all the time, it would just have to be a hobby instead of the career he'd made of it. It definitely changed the way I saw both education and leisure.
Fun fact, the Greek word σχολή (scholê), whence we get "school" and "scholar", originally means leisure/free time! Learned people (well, mostly men, and rich) in ancient times used their free time, as in the time they didn't have to dedicate to business and politics, to study and expand their minds. So if you research for fun you're in the direct continuity of the people who invented philosophy!
i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin
a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to
jokes have an element of truth in them!
repetition changes the meaning of something!
if someone jokes about something once, it means they noticed that thing at least the one time they felt the need to say it. if someone jokes about something multiple times a year over the course of decades, it means they're thinking about that thing all the time and definitely have non-joke serious thoughts about it
Trans women are the same gender as cis women.
The amount of "allies" that get upset at that statement of fact is criminal.
additionally, trans women are the same sex as cis women
Sex as an “objective” and “scientific” means of categorizing people is misguided at best and an active tool of transphobia at worst. Saying that a trans woman is in a separate category from cis women just because she was CAMAB is twerf ideology in the dressings of science to make it sound objective and undeniable