[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[returnoftheradfems]

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

[mattressblowoutsale]

Id like 2 learn how to build a house that would be a neat skill to have

[triviacrossing]

The “Night Fishing” wallpaper, taken from the official Animal Crossing website back in 2002.

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[tadakiba]

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

[im-taako-you-know-from-tv]

[baking-accident]

“god i wish that were me” except his eyes are glowing with unimaginable power and he says “god wishes he were me”

[earl-goupil]

[alisonzai]

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

[frettedwithgoldenfire-deactivat]

Barbara Bush was evil, but her hatred for Jeb?

valid

[tariqah]

I kin

[corvid-420]

[narrie]

save him

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

riverdale is like if twin peaks was written by a bot that was only allowed to use phrases taken from buzzfeed articles

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

Cause it’s Blackface

[carnival-phantasm]

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu Reeves as Mercutio in an 80′s production of Romeo & Juliet in Toronto.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Hell, he probably played Mercutio the first time Shakespeare did the play.

[blackpyrefly]

this could not be funnier

[stand-up-gifs]

[bizarro-report-deactivated20171]

[lunar-skies]

[niyarest]

sometimes it’s better to sit on the floor even if the bench is close by

[niyarest]

also it’s not a metaphor i just enjoy sitting on the floor