Don't Call Me Buckaroo

Jesse James McCree Someone better call the undertaker [Icon from X]

[iamnotmitski]

when the loneliness kicks in

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tags reading “family bonding, arson, listen those two tags pretty much cover it”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Sounds healthy

[methhomework]

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[gordon-pint]

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

[ratcity]

Gttdtd= Going to the desert to die Ditdanbhfa= disappearing into the desert and never being heard from again Gtgttdwiwnbhfa= gotta go, to the desert where I will never be heard from again Ditdnoclfm= disappearing into the desert, no one come looking for me

[bullets]

Boys r dumb .. [sighs dreamily]

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[vaquerero]

@lcdreyes

[vaquerero]

Hawk is bigger than Echo but she acknowledges that she's the baby and occasionally goes up to him and whines and he'll give her a lick or nuzzle an it's real cute

[teratomarty]

I came across this sign downtown and I love it. So delightfully nonspecific. Whatever you were fixing to do, just. Don’t.

[animatedamerican]

[canadianwheatpirates]

[source]

[vaquerero]

Hawk’s a livin weighted blanket I swear I lay on my floor and she just plops half her body on top of me 

[vaquerero]

lcdreyes replied to your post “lcdreyes replied to your post “lcdreyes replied to your post “I’m...”

I was kidding, mijo. If you need an ear or anything I'm here.

thanks

[vaquerero]

lcdreyes replied to your post “lcdreyes replied to your post “I’m not feelin so hot tonight an...”

Ah teen angst. I'll bring you some fuckin hot chocolate, kiddo. It's good and warm.

its not angst

thank you

[vaquerero]

lcdreyes replied to your post “I’m not feelin so hot tonight an thankfully i got a dog to try an fix...”

You want some abuelita? I'm not sleeping anyhow.

sure i guess

[dankmemeuniversity]