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The Celery Man

Maybe he'd have noticed if he could take a single minute from crunching and munching that celery 🙄

Nothing says "I am responsible about writing code" like failing to notice that your resume says "The Celery Man" for an emtire year.

alphajn

Kill with Style 🔥

demilypyro

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

onion-souls

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

demilypyro

Cool 👍

demilypyro

man, what the fuck

sharingsharoncarter

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

samipekoe

horse training

emailmore

had an edible earlier and ive been staring at this for 15 minutes

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

girlthulhu

wololo

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

infiniteoreos

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

thundercrackfic

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

toothpaste-footlocker

treecitysessions

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

ur-favorite-plaything

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

treecitysessions

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.