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Ten Drarry Fics That Made Me Smile Like an Idiot in 2017
I was supposed to write this post a lot earlier, I’d planned to do it on NYE but the last couple weeks have been kinda crazy, so I couldn’t find the time to do it then, to make up for it, this will be an annotated rec list, meaning that I’ll also put in everything that I absolutely love love love about that fic. So here you are, more than 3 weeks later than planned, my fluff recs for 2017.
As the title suggests this list is SUPER subjective. These fics are just such nice, light reads with little to no angst and sometimes you just need something this cute and just good.
Edit: Upon finishing the list I realized that my “reviews” are basically just me gushing about the fic in question. So if you’re expecting to find actual intelligent, technical reviews, you are not going to find those here.
Operation: S.M.W.L.N.T.E.T.H.S.P by XxTheDarkLordxX
Typically, notes from admirers would bring smiles to one’s face or even lift their mood. It might make their day or even their week. It was a sign of a romantic at heart and even considered sweet.
However, Draco Malfoy doesn’t do sweet. If he got one more note saying he looked radiant or beautiful, he was going to kill someone. Literally. His secret admirer better stay a secret before he cursed them into oblivion… right after he figured out how to stop blushing.
This thing right here is so pure and funny The secret admirer notes that Harry sends are so cute and Draco’s reactions to the notes and how they went from “I wanna kill this person.” to “I can’t stop blushing.” is also great. Also they (everyone except Harry, Harry hates it) call it “Operation: Seduce Malfoy With Love Letters To Ensure That Harry Stops Pining” which is kind of hilarious. It was a very fun, light read. 10/10 would recommend.
Owl post by parkkate
Imagine Draco, sometime after the war, sitting alone in his flat and not knowing what to do with himself. He feels so empty, but on the other hand, there’s so much he wants to say. But who should he talk to? There’s nobody there. So he just begins writing his thoughts down. Little does he know his owl is delivering these to the person she thinks Draco needs most in his life
Ahhh this one is just so sweet. I love the idea that Draco’s owl delivers his discarded letters to (SPOILER) Harry. You get to see Harry help Draco so much and I know that I use the word pure a lot (and there is definitely more to come) BUT IT’S JUST SO PURE AND NICE. I just love it a lot.
Surviving the Horde by FleetofShippyShips
Draco has managed to avoid Christmas at the Burrow for ten years, but not this year.
Domestic Drarry, DOMESTIC DRARRY, DOMESTIC DRARRY. All the bickering and the domestic fluff is so heartwarming. I can definitely see Draco refusing to join Harry at the Burrow for Christmas until one day Harry stops taking no for an answer and drags Draco along anyway. Draco’s interactions with the Weasley’s, his friendships with Ron and Ginny are just SO good and I want more of it all.
Magic Tricks by cant_we_just_be_happy
Draco’s wasted. Harry’s annoyed. Draco wants to be entertained. Harry shows Draco a bit of muggle-culture.
So, Drunk Draco is a clingy blessing. How fascinated Draco is by a simple card trick is just so adorable. The way he demands to know which spell Harry used is just so adorable. How he has basically no filter when drunk is just so adorable. Draco is just so adorable. Oh, and it’s an eighth year roommates AU, which is such a good trope.
I Can’t Take It! by XxTheDarkLordxX
After the war, Draco Malfoy became an author. A best selling author whose books move the hearts of those who read them. Which wouldn’t be a problem for Ron if all of them weren’t about Harry! It was obvious to him that Malfoy was in love with his best friend but why was it that no one else seemed to think so? He was going to get to the bottom of this and get Harry to stop mooning over the blonde idiot at the same time. Perhaps, they just needed someone to come along and get them to fess up. For the safety of his own sanity, Ron was going to help Malfoy ensnare Harry. That is, if they can get along long enough not to kill each other.
I👏fucking👏love👏author👏Draco👏 Well that and THE RON AND DRACO FRIENDSHIP Give👏me👏more👏Ron👏and👏Draco👏friendship👏 Okay, for real though, Draco writes novels, fucking novels, inspired by Harry and Harry’s a huuuge fan of his work. It’s basically mutual pining but more complicated and better and just great.
Stealing Sweaters by DorthyAnn (JenniferMarie)
It’s their eighth and final year and over the course of several months, Harry and Draco have managed to become close friends. Their friends are entirely certain that they ought to be much, much more. So they just decide to… help things along.
I love this so so so much it’s just so god damn relatable and funny but not without a little bit of angst. Having meddling friends that mean well but almost ruin everything for you is a concept that I’m VERY familiar with and it was nice to see that reflected in this. How Draco’s and Harry’s friends worked together to get Drarry to happen was great, although they made it worse than it was before they meddled. Other than their getting together arc, Harry and Draco’s friendship is also very lovely. Read this, do it, it’s great.
We’re Already Married by XxTheDarkLordxX
“Our whole lives we have always told people that we were married. I knew that it wasn’t exactly normal but it was always something that filled me with so much affection for you. I have loved you for so long. Longer than I ever realized.” Harry took a deep breath as he looked into shining silver eyes.
Or…
Three-year-old Harry asks little Draco to marry him and they insist to anyone who will listen that they are indeed already married.
Okay so, cute baby Drarry ✅ Jealous friends Drarry ✅ I love you so much that I can’t be friends with you anymore Drarry ✅ Oh jeez, this thing right here is just the purest tooth-rotting fluff that I’ve read in the last year. Just imagine tiny Harry telling tiny Draco that he has pretty eyes and that they’re best friends and asking Draco to marry him because they’re best friends and Harry really likes Draco. Doesn’t it just make you want to squeal?! It’s just so pure and sweet and nice and *sigh* I just have a lot of feeling for this fic.
Falling In Like by SereneFreakGeekFandoms:
Returning for his eighth year, Harry finds himself followed by girls catcalling him, surrounded by paired up friends that would rather snog in his presence, and unexpected thoughts that begin to fill his head to the point of confusion. With some gay novels thrown in.
“Falling In Like” features a very sexually confused Harry and it’s about him understanding and coming to terms with his sexuality. And Draco reads muggle gay novels and him and Harry lowkey start a book club between the two of them and it’s great.
Kiss Me Not by DorthyAnn (JenniferMarie)
Sometimes a witch or wizards magical signature is so completely incompatible with another that they repel one another like magnets. On the other hand, if two magical signatures mesh well together, well there are no stronger relationships in all the world. In a sample of a thousand people, the average witch or wizard will be slightly repelled by four or five people and strongly repelled by only one, at the most. The opposite is true for attraction. But Harry Potter can’t kiss anyone at all.
God, I love this so, so much. One thing about me is that I’m a sucker for soulmate AU’s and while “Kiss Me Not” is not technically a soulmate AU, it certainly has a lot of the elements of a soulmate AU. Guys, it’s just so cute and so well written and just really well thought out. It’s amazing, I love it, it’s amazing.
A Hyperactive Fruit, a Nasty Neighbour and a Love Story by synonym4life
Potter’s pet Niffler is wreaking havoc in Godric’s Hollow and Draco, the Assistant Head to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, is the one who has to deal with it. Repeatedly. The fact that Potter keeps coming to Draco’s office in grey jogging bottoms - repeatedly - does in no way help the matter.
And last but definitely not least, we have this guy here, the only R rated fic in the list. So Harry has the most adorable pet Niffler, who has a weird obsession with oranges as well as garden gnomes. Draco is weak for Harry with joggers. This is hilarious and adorable and also, it’s really, really good smut. *fans self* ((Fun fact, I am sitting at a coffee shop in our student union building and I wanted to skim through the fic to remember details and I couldn’t stop reading it and then suddenly I was reading smut on a laptop screen in a crowded coffee shop.))
i need more dark/evil!sam fanfic please.Sam accepting his role as boyking and making Dean his consort. And bottom!dean only thanks so much for the help ❤
Hi! These are all bottom!Dean since I only read bottom!Dean. :D
Title: And Tell Me, Who Do You Love?Author: wickedthoughts1Pairing: Sam/DeanRating: NC-17Word Count: 20,060Warnings: dark!fic, dark/boyking!Sam, demon!Dean, unrequited Castiel/Dean, season 1 au spoilers, castration, D/s, dub-con/non-con, torture, choking, blood drinking, jealousy, violence, object insertion, manipulation, gore, voyeurism, possessive!sam, disemboweling rape scene, also blasphemy, probs.Summary: In order to reclaim Dean from Crowley, Sam accepts his place as King of Hell.
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Title: Perfect SlaveAuthor: BrittayarosePairing: Sam/DeanRating: NC-17Word Count: 16,556Warnings: soulless!Sam, hurt!dean, tortured!Dean, non-con/rape, graphic depictions of violence, sub!dean, toppy!sam, dark!fic, blood, master/slave, heavy BDSM, dark!Sam, evil!Sam, kidnapped!Dean, begging!Dean, cockslut!Dean, knife play, pretty!Dean Summary: Soulless Sam takes what he wants, and in this case it’s Dean.
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Sweetest Submission by mstrssl-fanfic pwp, vulnerable!dean, broken!dean, boyking!sam, toppy!sam
‘Home’ is a small house in a neighborhood that never changes, where the weather is always sunny and there’s no need to buy groceries, mow the grass or pay the bills. ‘Home’ is a place where Sam can return to and be the old Sam, not the King of Hell.‘Home’ is where Dean lives.A place created by Sam, a golden cage in Hell, but their home nonetheless.
I’m About To Go by butwithspikes pretty!dean, collar, non-con, possessive!sam, jealous!sam, boyking!sam evil!sam, pwp, consort!dean, dark!fic
He hates the slow slide of honeyed fingers in his hair. He hates the way the longer hairs at the back of his neck brush the leather collar Sam has him wear when they have visitors. He hates being Sam’s little pet. He hates the way the demon Captain watches Sam pet his hair, almost as much as he hates Sam petting his hair in the first place.
Where You Belong (Always By My Side) by majesticduxk dark!fic, consort!dean, boyking!sam, evil!sam, possessive!sam, toppy!sam, non-con, humiliation, public, toys, collar, bondage, blood-play, marking
Sam said yes to Lucifer and is now King of Hell. Dean, in an effort to save his brother, made a deal with the angels, which hid him from Sam – for a year. That time is up and Dean is not closer to finding a cure. Sam still wants his brother as much as he ever did. Only now he’s mad: Dean needs to be shown his place, and Sam is more than willing to do that.
The Devil You Know by lightinthehall consort!dean, boyking!sam, first time, manhandled!dean, protective!dean
Sam is the King of Hell. Dean is his consort and loyal bodyguard. Crowley is the advisor. Castiel is the diplomat, Meg is the head of the army.
Unholy by isolde13 drugged!dean, somnophilia, hurt!dean, hospitalized!dean, non-con/dub-con, evil!sam, first time
What happens when a brother’s love becomes obsessive.
Animalistic by mekina pwp, drugged!dean, vulnerable!dean, soulless!sam, evil!sam, toppy!sam, rough sex, manhandled!dean, somnophilia, non-con, come play, breath play, forced orgasm, marking
That night, he gets roofies from a guy in the corner of a shithole of a bar. “Your girl will be yours for the taking,” the man promises. Sam thinks that Dean had better be, and doesn’t smile back.
Prodigal by sammessiah boyking!sam, John finds out, consort!dean, evil!sam, apocalypse
John’s ‘retirement’ is interrupted by a call from someone he wouldn’t have expected to hear from…the Boy King of Hell.
This is Not an Exit by portraitofafool animal cruelty, dark!fic, disturbing theme, gore, graphic violence, murder, s&m
What is important to Sam is Dean—or rather the memory and idea of Dean. He’s not really sure. Dean though, he’s been the one glaring constant throughout Sam’s life. Dean, who sometimes looks at him like he thinks about cutting his head off—he’s said as much anyway. Dean who looks at him like he’s… he’s… hmm. Sam has to pause in his thoughts to think of the correct word. There it is: Dean looks at him like he’s sad to see Sam the way he is now.
Seduction Of Gravity by Bridget McKennitt pregnant!dean, consort!dean, boyking!sam, dad!winchesters, mpreg, dub-con
“What does every King want? His Consort and a family.”
You’re welcome!
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Bottom!Dean Recs
Aw, yes. I’m always more than happy to spread the love à la Dean spreading his legs for his baby brother.
Most (but not all) of these are PWP, and they’re all amazing. Those marked with ** are favorites. I’ll try to include some warnings (content tags, really) to be a little more specific and give you some idea of what you’re getting into.
Last updated on 06/07/13.
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We’re really at this point of the dystopia, huh
I thought this was a joke but wow no Trump really actually did threaten to shut down Twitter because it “silences conservative voices,” a claim inspired by the fact that Twitter attached a fact-check to a couple of his tweets.
I was gonna say “peak 2020 is not knowing right away if this is satire” but joke’s on me because it’s not satire
what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge
IT HAS BEEN SAID
How many of y’all started getting called “rebellious”, told you had an “attitude”, or punished for “talking back” once you started expressing your opinions and standing up for yourself when you felt you were being treated unfairly?
Cuz I did. Fuck, I still get told I am “rebellious” and have an “attitude” by older adults in my life- I’m fucking 24!
guess we're fucked
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
guys never realize that.
Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.
cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.
A woman says no, I don’t want to go to prom with you, and gets stabbed to death.
A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on a shooting spree.
A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and is shot outside the club.
A woman says no, I don’t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.
A woman say no, I’m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
A woman says no, I don’t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
A woman says no, we aren’t married any more, leave me alone, and a man shoots her to death.
A woman says no, we work together but I’m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst she’s working.
A woman says no, I don’t want to sleep with you, and a man rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
A woman says no, I’m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You don’t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.
I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it.
I would like to add:
A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.
This level of romance or don’t even bother
Giddy up
@wincestismyguiltypleasure - this truck, but with Redneck!Jensen doing the dance…
@sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor Wifey, I am d e a d.
when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
fashionably late? more like anxiously early