This Ain't No Party

come look at the stars tagged/selfie

[variety-hour]

Two of my favs: my husband and the Denver Capitol. . . . #MiniMoon #husbands #hometown #newlyweds #blessed #denver #300daysofsun (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU3v9vzg4j3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[variety-hour]

Against all odds, I submitted a defense-draft of my dissertation to my committee.

Next week, I defend!

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[writing-prompt-s]

Happy new year everyone!

[thecorefather]

[ ID: tweet by@/CryptoNature reading, “Mushrooms are the temporary reproductive structures of massive, seldom seen, subterranean creatures more closely related to you than to plants. Fungi. Some are miles wide. Some live thousands of years. Some help trees speak to one another. There’s magic beneath the forests.” ]

[milk5]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

What in the fuck

[mr-deep-downer]

what’s not clicking

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[crazy-brazilian]

[smazeny-syr-extra-motz]

Cant believe they fit 3 acts into one minuteq

[la-laborista-republiko]

[arsonistblue]

Are we just going to ignore that her next DM says “listen here you dumb bitch” or

[thedevilofliterature-deactivate]

http://giuseppe-stromboli.com/

[retrogamingblog2]

[botan]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[thickness-protection-program]

Robert choosing violence on any given day on twitter

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

pro-life memes are so fucking funny

[assiraphales]

throwing up and sobbing bc I just heard boulevard of broken dreams on a classic rock station

[assiraphales]

the image of a 73 yo retired man who has listened to the same rotation of songs for his entire life going to 7am coffee with the boys and turning on his trusty old station just to be met with greenday has me in tears actually

[funnytwittertweets]

[gay-irl]

gay irl

[dick-flavored-jellybean]

What?

This is ugly lmao

[punkrock-bottom]

She is THE original bitch. Ahead of the curve giving 2022 fashion icon.

[zero-two-ten]

serving