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its called variety shiw (show) bc there is no consistency and i just post whatever the fuck whenever the fuck

[varietyshiw]

no idea if i have enough followers to make this post but

i am moving to a new blog bc i lowkey hate this one

follow me at @cringegrackle for more bullshit

[seagull-yuri]

[thesquirrelqueer]

HOW MUCH MONEY DOES MICHAEL MELL HAVE???

[varietyshiw]

his father’s squip dev money HAS to go somewhere

[fionainternet]

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201901]

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

[everbecomesreal]

“So they’re [ironing boards] are kind of like the opposite of God”

- Almost Maine, John Cariani

This is one of the funniest out of context quotes from a play, partly because it seems to come almost out of nowhere in the play too.

[varietyshiw]

Understudied for Steve and istg this line hit me like a truck reading over the scene for the first time

Also, honorable mention:

“…You’re not a lobster man?”

[varietyshiw]

okay im curious so heres a poll for all of the hamilton fans that im not sure exist anymore

without having to look it up, do you know who Bullet is?

yeah!!!

i think ive heard of her in passing?

nope

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

[varietyshiw]

ah… corrugatid

[varietyshiw]

being in high school theatre is wonderful and beautiful and i hate it. i love being able to explore my passions with a similar community of weirdos and homosexuals but also i wish i could laser blast some of them to death. its so fun and its an experience everyone should have at least once in their lives. but also fuck everyone in it

[varietyshiw]

a silly little comic i made about plurality & unmasking

[rebuke-me]

question for like the 3 Deere shippers. would y'all like an actor au. like them as actors on a movie set. bc I have Ideas for it but if no one likes the concept then I won't write it lmao

[varietyshiw]

OMG WAIT I DREW SOMETHING FOR THIS A LONG TIME AGO LIKE THIS DOODLED SHITTY CONCEPT HOLD ON LET ME GET IT

[varietyshiw]

okay this is more of a reality tv type concept but. jake notices jeremy is crying and sympathizes with the humiliation of people watching you cry so he has the dumbass idea to scream expletives to make the take unusable

[rebuke-me]

question for like the 3 Deere shippers. would y'all like an actor au. like them as actors on a movie set. bc I have Ideas for it but if no one likes the concept then I won't write it lmao

[varietyshiw]

OMG WAIT I DREW SOMETHING FOR THIS A LONG TIME AGO LIKE THIS DOODLED SHITTY CONCEPT HOLD ON LET ME GET IT

[thesquirrelqueer]

some people were sad they missed out on the last one so i’m doing the poll again! who is your favorite be more chill character?

Jeremy Heere

The SQUIP

Michael Mell

Christine Canigula

Rich Goranski

Jake Dillinger

Chloe Valentine

Brooke Lohst

Jenna Rolan

Mr. Heere

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

[varietyshiw]

WHERES MR REYES YOU SQUID-EYED POUCH OF BLUNGS

[thesquirrelqueer]

I wanted to put more options but unfortunately the poll only allows 10 :(

[varietyshiw]

aww thats fair :(

[thesquirrelqueer]

some people were sad they missed out on the last one so i’m doing the poll again! who is your favorite be more chill character?

Jeremy Heere

The SQUIP

Michael Mell

Christine Canigula

Rich Goranski

Jake Dillinger

Chloe Valentine

Brooke Lohst

Jenna Rolan

Mr. Heere

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

[varietyshiw]

WHERES MR REYES YOU SQUID-EYED POUCH OF BLUNGS

[varietyshiw]

“being gay is against god” jesus got a kiss on the cheek from another man. checkmate

[undescribed1mage]

Rip Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg you would've hated musicals🙏

[varietyshiw]

in the tiny town of Uraniummmm

lived an awful grinch named Oceannnn

[tolbyccia]

miku time