mangos are yummy

I'm hungry (for varka 😻) 🩵 got him 3/5/26 🩵

[ranima-11037]

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა

[varkafan69]

I’m all for like making fanfics your way and all but PLEASE don’t push your very bordering on incestuous fantasies on the character in an x reader fanfic 😞 at LEAST tag it or put warnings, reading an x reader fanfic with the reader straight up calling said character DAD (NOT DADDY, DAD.) during SEX was not on my bucket list at ALL for my life

I KNOW the character is old, I KNOW he’s hot and daddy and such but PLEASE, JUST ADD THE EXTRA D AND Y

tdlr;

dad = NO

dadDY = thin ice but okay

man I might just name my blog “fanfic-reviewer” because it seems all I do is critique the fanfiction on here, and I NEED to have some positivity on my blog

[varkafan69]

apparently my blog was made on may 1st 2024 so happy birthday to my blog

I can’t really remember what my first blog name was but some that I CAN remember are

demonrizzer6669 (in my obey me/arataki itto craze)

l3v14th4n (in my leviathan craze)

flinsfan69 (in my flins craze)

and now I’m varkfan69

who knows what will be next…

might just go to my default of tealzzzzzz

or to my other one

james-sunderlands-pillow-princess

come back in like 2 months and maybe we’ll see

[varkafan69]

just watched the return to silent hill movie trailer and right off the bat bro. why is he brunette. ??? wha why the change bruh

mb gng I just feel like his blonde middle part was a part of his appeal

he don’t look like James to me

I won’t be able to associate this fella with James because he’s NOT BLOND 💔💔

I RECOGNIZE JAMES BECAUSE HES BLOND

[me9i]

I love sandbina... (COMMS OPENED!)

[varkafan69]

why did I just get a post on my feed saying Wriothesley is a lolicon and Varka is a shotacon ???

what the fuck no my goats would NEVER think of literal children like that???

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[vexwerewolf]

You think Ceasar got bored towards the end? Like oooof ouch ooof okay guys yeah that's another knife, can we get a little bit of originality here? Oh, Brutus, thank Jupiter, you're-... motherfucker is that ANOTHER knife

[varkafan69]

lost my 50/50 like… I dunno a while ago… then got him at 30 pity 😸

I lost to tighnari and he is STAYING at lvl 1 bcuz if I’m using meta terms right varka is an absolute “unit” (???)

ion know all I know is he does big damage for my account like 10/10 would recommend if you want to see consistent dmg and not just random nukes

[insonorously]

Class skippers

They'll stare down death unflinchingly but still run from Aino's lectures

[conversation16]

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

[conversation16]

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

[varkafan69]

guys stop interacting w my dating headcannons for colter shaw they’re so bad bro 💔💔

(translation: keep doing it, it strokes my ego and makes me feel nice)

[varkafan69]

happy late bday to varka ❤️‍🩹🥰

tiny doodle of the dude but it’s lazy because of all the hardcore GRINDING I’ve been doing for him 💪

[valentine-mybeloved]

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[varkafan69]

oh my god tsaritsa and mavuika yuri im shipping them already I do NOT care if it dont work

[varkafan69]

I’m going to DIE there’s this one genshin smau and I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME OR LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT I THINK IT WAS A LYNEY X READER N LIKE READER IS DATING SCARA AND HE CHEATS ON HER WITH KAZUHA OR SMTH AND I DESPERATELY NEED TO FIND IT BECAUSE I LEFT IT TO READ MORE STUFF AND NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 💔💔💔

[rosiiespage]

the lack of varka content is KILLING ME. might have to take matters into my own hands..