ⓘ Any Celestial being could have an obsession or a goal in life, yours just happened to be a mortal who had a knack for getting in life threatening situations.
‧˚꒰☁️꒱— Lohen x Divinity!Reader
ˊ˗♯⭒˚ Drabbles + Headcanons
According to this ask !
If you could avoid getting in trouble, for one day atleast, it would benefit you lots little mortal.
"Ah, seems like my guardian Angel is worried for me again, hm?"
Is that not how mortal show affection to a loved one?
He paused. "Yeaahhh, I guess you could say that." Lohen dragged his words, hands busy cleaning the blood off his spear.
You eyed him from the sky, watching his fragile self—to you— clean his weapon, gaze full of love and tenderness. "Can't you show yourself? Kinda creepy how I'm talking to nobody y'know." He honestly did not care to be seen talking to air, it was all just a way to get you to show up.
Under his demand, you stormed down, turning your angelic body to a more humanoid shape. "If it reassures you." You spoked, levitating toward him.
He giggled. "What a good girl you are," he looked at you. "Aren't divinities supposed to be fierce?"
"Why would I be fierce toward my significant other?"
"Oh please, you speak lot'a complicated words do you? Just call me petnames will ya."
You smiled. "As you wish, dearest." Your translucent eyes gazed at him, your legs bringing you closer and closer to him before you put your hand on his shoulder. "Is this when mortal claim each other?"
He shrugged. "Don't know what you're waiting for honestly bun." He paused, pulling you closer by your hips. "C'mon put your mark on me, make it painful." He smirked.
"You're...very peculiar." You murmured, hand caressing the side of his neck, a blinding glow erupting from your palm.
"Hm, you do look prettier now." You smiled when Lohen cracked his neck. "It will have that stinging pain for a while—"
"Perfect! Love you babe!" Lohen yelled before walking toward what you identified was another hilichurl camp.
"...I love you too, sweetheart."
When you first met Lohen, he was busy slashing the entities that have been roaming in your territory for a long time. You watching his movements, admiring his bravery to kill every single one of them.
You lent him some help, making his weapon sharper and his movements faster while watching him tear the enemies apart. But unfortunately— or fortunately, your help did not go unnoticed by the knight, it was clear that your power helping him was none of his doing.
"Hah?" He raised his eyebrows as he watched his weapon glow. "Whoever did this, show yourself." He declared, his eyes now looking nearby for someone. "What, too coward to do so?"
After some time, you showed yourself to him, in your angelic form. "Why would the one that helped you be a coward?" Your soft voice spoke.
His eyes widenned. "Interesting."
After your first meeting, Lohen kept coming back. Encouraging forcing you to train him, make him stronger and sometime...tell uou to use your power to try and hurt him? He believed that since he helped your people by Killing these entities, you owed him back.
That's you ended up spending your time with the knight, creating his some gnomes for him to train on, invite him in your city whenever he would come injured— looking everywhere except your glaring eyes. He would bug you more often that not, and would take your not-annoyed-by-him self for a 'yes' to his antics. It was obvious that the vice-captain was interested in you.
You were confused about it. But it then wasn't long before you catched feeling for Lohen.
Just like how his plan was supposed to go.
‧˚꒰🌥꒱—
You and Lohen weren't the most common pair and that was a fact, a mere mortal knight and a celestial being wasn't seen often. Which surprised Barbatos, one of your aquaintances, at the sight of the familiar stench coming from Lohen and it was even more surprising when he noticed the mark on his neck.
Each time, he would intrude in your tea parties and tease you about it. You only shook your head and shrugged at whatever words the drunk bard spat at you.
Something you did with Lohen was help him during his battles, more often than not, you would wake up with Lohen stabbing your mark on his neck just to wake you up and tell you to spend time with him. You thought it was weird that a mortal's favorite activity was put themselves in critical situation, Lohen just called them dates with his 'obsessed' goddess with him.
among those who knew the most about you, there was Albedo, who was also the first one to noticed the glowing mark on Lohen's neck after Venti.
"Where...did you get this exactly?"
"Hm? Oh, my girl gave it to me."
And that's basically how their conversation went. Before Albedo's suspicions got confirmed when feeling the divine aura coming from you when you accompanied Lohen in Mondstadt.
"How did he manage to do this?"
You must expect that no matter how strong or important you are, Lohen won't ever take you seriously. To him, you're just a lovesick divinity who can't replace him, and he takes pride in it.
‧˚꒰🌥꒱—
On rare occasion you would join him when he trains the night, and honestly, he was too busy glaring at knights who looked at you too long.
"They can look, not too much though." Was what he said.
It was clear that the knight wanted to show his divine partner to people. Without them thinking they have a chance because he did.
It did annoy him how people though that you were the victim and that he 'is too aggressive to pull lady [Name]' honestly you found it funny of them to think that you're the one who's forced. You won't appreciate their comment about how Lohen doesn't deserve that.
"I apologize, but I would prefer it if you stopped talking about my lover like that," you paused, glaring at the trembling passers-by. "He is able of something you peasant aren't capable to achieve, so why don't you keep your mouth shut."
Back at Lohen's home—because the knight wasn't a fan or luxury and refused to live in your palace— you blinked when lohen suddenly appeared infront of you, smirking. "Have I ever told you how hot you are when you're jealous?"
"Hm, yes, you have." You smiled, a hand holding out to caress his cheek. "My little hare." You pecked his nose.
"These idiots don't know that you're exactly where you are."
And now, because they got on a Goddess's nerves, Mondstadt has to live under the wrath of a lovesick deity. Even Venti can't escape from, his friend's endless complains about his people.
ⓘ You were a huge fan of Scaramouche, the spider hero who saved people day and night—at this point you are known to be his n°1 fan. You were doing good in life—filled with his merchs and comics—until you end up meeting this Wanderer guy who somehow makes your life go back and forth, who knew your idol was such an annoying and emo student.
SpidermanAU!Scara x FEM!Reader
A/n : Later than I thought it would be<//3
"The fuck are you doing in my room?" Someone spoke from behind you with a voice so familiar yet so unknown at the same time. The boy glared at you across the room.
"Hu-oh-wait, is this your room? Sorry! I thought it was Durin's" you stuttered, apologizing to the boy.
"Well it isn't, get out." He coldly said, mad at the fact that someone came in his room without him knowing, more mad at the fact that it's someone he didn't know.
"Yeah I know! Just wanna tell you that your room is sick as hell!" You complimented. "Where'd you buy that comic from?"
Unfortunaly for you, the boy infront of you didn't seem like he wanted to talk with you right now. "Leave my damn room."
"Geez, no need to act all pissy dude." You jokingly said, taking steps toward the door and walking next to him.
"But anyway—"
VLAM!
. . .
Did that bastard just slam the door in your face?
Later after ending half the assignment with Durin— with the book now found. You left immediately, not in the mood to say anything else than goodbye to your friend.
After you started your shift, it wasn't long before Aether and Lumine arrived. Both ordering a simple latte to not give you difficult order, like you told them to.
You failed to notice the subtle picture they'd take from you time to time— probably to whine on their account about how "the fledgling has left the nest" with dramatic emojis.
You were surprised when you saw a familiar face come in the cafe. Yoimiya instantly recognized you and ran to the counter, Xiao and Albedo greeted you before walking to where Aether was sitting, you deducted they were friends.
When you explained to Yoimiya that it was your first day, she was quite surprised, but she regained her composure before saying that she'll give you one more company for your first day.
While all of this was happening with You at the cafe— The spider puppet hero, Scaramouche, had just ended a patrol. Standing in a dark alleyway after taking his mask off, he checked the notif he got.
"What the— is that her?" He growled, annoyed at the thing he's looking at. "She's friend with 'em now? Tch."
He quickly shoved his phone in his pocket before marching home.
His mood is even worse than usual.
Normally he'd be kind to those he saves without problem, but it seemed something was troubling him as today, he saved people without even adressing words to them.
'Save me a seat and a drink'
'Gonna pass by rq"
He sent to Xiao hurriedly. Walking faster and faster toward his destination.
ⓘ You were a huge fan of Scaramouche, the spider hero who saved people day and night—at this point you are known to be his n°1 fan. You were doing good in life—filled with his merchs and comics—until you end up meeting this Wanderer guy who somehow makes your life go back and forth, who knew your idol was such an annoying and emo student.
SpidermanAU!Scara x FEM!Reader
A/n : Later than I thought it would be<//3
"The fuck are you doing in my room?" Someone spoke from behind you with a voice so familiar yet so unknown at the same time. The boy glared at you across the room.
"Hu-oh-wait, is this your room? Sorry! I thought it was Durin's" you stuttered, apologizing to the boy.
"Well it isn't, get out." He coldly said, mad at the fact that someone came in his room without him knowing, more mad at the fact that it's someone he didn't know.
"Yeah I know! Just wanna tell you that your room is sick as hell!" You complimented. "Where'd you buy that comic from?"
Unfortunaly for you, the boy infront of you didn't seem like he wanted to talk with you right now. "Leave my damn room."
"Geez, no need to act all pissy dude." You jokingly said, taking steps toward the door and walking next to him.
"But anyway—"
VLAM!
. . .
Did that bastard just slam the door in your face?
Later after ending half the assignment with Durin— with the book now found. You left immediately, not in the mood to say anything else than goodbye to your friend.
After you started your shift, it wasn't long before Aether and Lumine arrived. Both ordering a simple latte to not give you difficult order, like you told them to.
You failed to notice the subtle picture they'd take from you time to time— probably to whine on their account about how "the fledgling has left the nest" with dramatic emojis.
You were surprised when you saw a familiar face come in the cafe. Yoimiya instantly recognized you and ran to the counter, Xiao and Albedo greeted you before walking to where Aether was sitting, you deducted they were friends.
When you explained to Yoimiya that it was your first day, she was quite surprised, but she regained her composure before saying that she'll give you one more company for your first day.
While all of this was happening with You at the cafe— The spider puppet hero, Scaramouche, had just ended a patrol. Standing in a dark alleyway after taking his mask off, he checked the notif he got.
"What the— is that her?" He growled, annoyed at the thing he's looking at. "She's friend with 'em now? Tch."
He quickly shoved his phone in his pocket before marching home.
His mood is even worse than usual.
Normally he'd be kind to those he saves without problem, but it seemed something was troubling him as today, he saved people without even adressing words to them.
'Save me a seat and a drink'
'Gonna pass by rq"
He sent to Xiao hurriedly. Walking faster and faster toward his destination.
Lohen has an Elemental Burst voiceline saying "No fairytale ending for you!" and Durin is a dragon from a fairytale and he plays in his team and not to connect non-existent dots but also I love connecting non-existent dots for no reason other than because so have that now
Would 100% be the type to grumble about some "You never shut up don't you." But would still listen to you anyway, all barks and no bites with you because he wouldn't complain a lot about your yapping like he does when Denki talks about everything and anything. Highkey invested in "girl talk", like he would turn off his phone just to hear about randoms getting in relationship problems (he would never admit it.)
꒰ Midoriya Izuku ꒱ —
Lowkey would be happy that you have the same habit of thinking aloud as him, he would zone out and notice you talking to yourself and would have the biggest grin ever. And It's a huge plus if you share his admiration for All Might, because if you do, oh boy you two would yap for houurs.
꒰ denki Kaminari ꒱ —
Peak. Fav thing you guys like to do is just yap while playing minecraft, often you would simply talk with him about anything while he plays, amazing background sound if you ask him— and not in a bad way. He just loves anything that relates to you and your yap is a plus because it makes him happy knowing you like talking to him about everything you think of.
꒰ Eijiro Kirishima ꒱ —
Lover boy LOVES your yapping, honestly you'd do or say anything and he'd be invested as if you made a huge discovery. He finds it adorable how you fumble over your words and stutter because of how fast you're talking, and despite that, he'd still look at you in interest and drop anything he's doing to listen to you.
꒰ Hanta Sero ꒱ —
He literally doesn't care about your incessant yaps, infact, he likes it more than he should. You two spend most of your free time with you leaning against the headboard of the bed and him laying on your stomach while you talk about everything that's on your mind. Would occasionally mutter "Hm hmm" and "And then what happened after mi amor ?" Just to tell you he's still listening.
꒰ Todoroki Shoto ꒱ —
Literally the listener boyfriend x yapper girlfriend trope — Your talks balances his quiet and he's glad about it. Invested in any subject you bring up—even if he's confused and keeps asking questions in between every 5th sentences. I also feel like he'd remember details of what you talked about yesterday and would ask you the next part the other day. Like, "Do you remember what you told me yesterday? Would you mind telling me more about it?" And you'd just melt because he actually cares.
꒰ Hitoshi Shinso ꒱ —
Loves the fact that you talk a lot, even better if you just can't keep girl talks to yourself and you share with him. So interest in them and for what. Especially if it was during the night and you both had difficulties sleeping, you would talk until he dozes off and until your own voice makes you sleepy. The "Spill the beans" to your "shits going down" texts.