You are the instrument by which the universe cares

Rowan. Queer/non-binary. Critical Role, Dimension 20, and other DND stuff I reserve the right to blog random shit. Icon by @athrasil. Background by @alexielapril.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[tidal-rose-the-space-dragon]

Oh, you’re a throuple? Who’s the hitter, who’s the hacker, and who’s the thief?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[mortalityplays]

there a lot of details of american macroculture that have caused what I'd describe as a reality fracturing mental reset when I learned about them. one was learning that children do literally swear their allegiance to the american flag every morning before school and that's not a quaint comedic exaggeration left over from the 1950s like rabbit ears on a TV. one was learning that Americans have to pay for ambulance transportation. one was learning that Americans are taught the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were tough brave necessities that made the world safer and not horrific war crimes on a footing with the nazi holocaust.

and one was learning that the cultural cachet of veggietales is completely unironic and a lot of you watched the parables of God from the bible and his son jesus christ the cgi vegetable for real real and thought it was good, no goofing, not a bit

[ryliversbuddie]

he didn't have to imagine for very long :)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[gayeddies]

4.14 / 9.13

[sashasparrow]

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

[stationoneeighteen]

‘if you were in an accident, i wouldn’t stop for red lights.’ (buck's version)

@pscentral EVENT 47: INSPIRATION ⤷ insp. by this set by @eddiediaaz

[gayeddies]

8x10 / 9x13

[demisexualdiaz]

my ideal madney buddie parallel in the upcoming episodes would be a scene where they’re leaving buck’s house when he’s sick and chim says something to maddie like ‘im surprised you’re ok with letting him out of your sight right now’ and she looks over and eddie’s with buck (and chris too preferably) and she says ‘he already has everything he needs’ as a callback to the taking of dispatch

[buckslasagna]

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

[bilosan]

rainbow flare on our rainbow boy 🌈 7x04 // 7x06 // 9x13

[buckslasagna]

I like to think that of every divorce fight buck and eddie have had it was escalated at least 5% because eddie was hungry. grocery store divorce? they went shopping before lunch. eddie was hungry. freddie fakeman argument? it was just before dinner. eddie was hungry. kitchen scene? he forgot to get groceries. eddie was hungry. diner fight? well that one is obvious

[gayeddies]

9.13

[buddieloustat]

requested by anon