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[bfire92]

For King Falls AM Inktober - Debbie.

[bfire92]

Remember when Troy Krieghauser leaned out of his car window to shoot at the UFOs with his gun?

[needlessbeauty]

Duck Newton - The Adventure Zone

[adventuresloane]

[Amnesty theme plays]

[Amnesty theme pauses on that lingering twang that comes right before the beat drop]

DM Griffin voice: “Vibe check!”

[Amnesty theme continues]

[rokiie]

“I don’t think you heard me. I AM Sylvain!”

[teruthecreator]

(thank you cro @gothformoths for some of these)

ned chicane 

ned chicane going to sleep: bed chicane 

 ned chicane with a new haircut: head chicane 

 ned chicane marrying barclay: wed chicane 

 ned chicane tries out a new color palette: red chicane 

 ned chicane as an element on the periodic table: lead chicane 

 ned chicane opening his own informative talk conference: ted chicane 

 ned chicane realizing he fucked up: dread chicane

ned chicane in a small shack: shed chicane  

ned chicane settling a new frontier: homestead chicane

ned chicane as an early-2000s youtube sensation: fred chicane

ned chicane as a funny vine: so no head chicane 

ned chicane escaping: fled chicane 

and of course (dont go under readmore if u didnt like ep 28)

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[moonaisles]

I have never felt prouder than when I heard Clint "which dice is it" McElroy exploit a game mechanic to his own ends as Thacker, like we stan growth, he's getting better and I respect him for it.

[vcidfish]

the a in amnesty stands for aliens

[ephemeral-arteryyy]

I think what I love so much about the McElroy brothers is that they have the most incredible command over the English language and use that skill to say the dumbest fucking things

[poorlydescribedpodcasts]

The AM Archives

Sam, Joan, Owen, Mark, Jackson, Mags, Oliver, And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[poorlydescribedpodcasts]

Wolf 359

A peaceful inter-species federation tries to communicate with primative aliens, but their alien contact keeps getting killed. They’ve resurrected her three times!

[poorlydescribedpodcasts]

Wolf 359

Local Astronaut Morons Try To Kill Each Other, Later End Up Dying For Each Other

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[noodle555]

Going into King Falls AM, I thought Ben was gonna be this quiet, anxious young man who just loves his town and doesn’t like breaking rules.

So glad to learn he’s really an energetic little hellion full of rage and salt and poor Sammy is legit 95% of his impulse control and he would most likely fight the fucking SUN if he was pissed enough.

[moschicane]

*lup voice* STEVE CARLSBERG

[moschicane]

*cecil voice* GREG GRIMALDIS

[yesimalittlestitious]

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

[dishesoap]

remember when magnus fuckign,,, swallowed one of the most dangerous and powerful objects in the omniverse - even after griffin was like ‘yes no see you cant digest it its a magic goddamb rock’ and magnus still fucking wrapped it in a pastry crust glove and ate it for no goddamn reason there was literally no reason.

and then. and then to fucking get it out. because it needed to be fucking destroyed because it was one of the mOST FUCKING DANGEROUS OBJECTS IN THE GODDAMN OMNIVERse. and because griffin said they had to avoid ‘a shitting based solution’:

taako turned magnus to fucking stone, and merle cast stone shape on fucking stone magnus and turned his lower fucking half into a fucking swirly chute slide so the philosophers stone fucking rolled down out of magnus’ goddamn fucking stomach and then the mcelroys referred to it as chutes and ladders anyway i want to die sometimes i think about how beautiful and intricate the balance story is and then i remember this and upsy your lifting friend and f u c k

oh also the philosophers stone sounded like joe pesci and both it and the sentient gooey flesh elevator were into vore