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[baleful-meat-worm]

hello tumblr apologies for the deception Lack Of Art Recently here's my peace offering. a shitpost. kibtuy

[vcvand]

While I have mixed thoughts on GO3, I like that we as a fandom can all agree that Jesus was incredible and that I want a full hour of just him.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

So Erika Kirk was supposed to come to my college right before the year ends but apparently all the students sent her so many threats that she canceled her appearance and honestly I couldn’t be prouder, I think that’s a helluva last thing to happen here before I graduate, keep up the good work guys

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Sirius Black is for the gays. For they ftms for the mtfs for the enbies and the genderfluids. For the gays and the bis and the aces. Sirius black is for the LGBTQ+ community. Cuz just try to tell me a headcanon that doesn't fit them.

Remus Lupin is for the losers and the disabled. For the people who didnt fit in. Ever. Who didn't have the bravado to make up for the fact that they were just average

James Potter is for the people pleasers. The ones who crack the jokes and hold u when u cry. James Potter is for the golden retriever people who never know when to quiet down and that's why they are loved.

Peter Pettigrew is for the insecure people. For the ones who always think they don't deserve what they get because 'there is someone else better out there'. Peter is for the people who forget they are wanted.

Barty Crouch Jr is for the people with daddy issues. For the people who never got over the fact that they weren't good enough for that one person. For the people who battle mental health everyday and are still fighting.

Evan Rosier is for the people who look 'normal' but hate fitting in. Is for the people who start fights just to feel something. Evan is for the older siblings who were eventually ignored. Is for the people who learnt to be their own role model.

Regulus Black is for the introverts. For the people who would rather sit in a corner with a book than talk to others. Regulus Black is for the people who show their love through harsh words and who learnt to push people away instead of pull them close.

Pandora Rosier is for the freaks. For the weirdos and the witches. Shes for every girl who was ever told not to do something because it's not lady like. For the people who are feminine in the most feral ways.

Dorcas Meadows is for the girls who want power. For the fighters who don't back down. For the determined and the hot headed. For everyone who got to their goal no matter how hard the struggle.

Marlene McKinnon is for the punks. For the emos and the alternatives. Shes for every blonde who was told they must be stupid. For everyone who fought their stereotypes. For everyone who was told they couldn't do something so they went and did exactly that.

Lily Evans is for the angry women. For the girls who are sick of being told to be quiet. Shes for the ones who kick and scream and yell. Shes for the feminists and the activists and the people who love to be organized.

Mary MacDonald is for the girly girls. For the women who are happy to fit in to the norm. Not because they're sheep but because that's who they are. Mary is for the girls who are unapologetic, who are pretty and kind and who don't judge. Shes for every 'popular girl' who was ever told they were mean when they really really aren't.

This is why the marauders are so special. They represent everyone in some way shape or form.

This is my fandom.

[thatdisasterauthor]

It's amazing I didn't end up with issues around beds given the two very bizarre experiences I had relating to beds as a child.

When I was four or five, my dad and uncles dug out the basement of the cabin to add more bedrooms, and they cut a hole for where the new stairs into the basement would go. Where was this hole? UNDER MY BED. Did I know about it? NO. Not until they randomly pulled my bed back one day to reveal a Pit Of Darkness (no lights or stairs had been installed yet) under where I'd been sleeping. And then I just. Kept sleeping there until my new room in the basement was finished.

Then, when I was six, my parents DRUGGED ME WITH COUGH SYRUP on Christmas Eve so they could get me out of my old bed in the middle of the night and build my new bunkbed. They then put me in the new bed ON THE TOP BUNK and waited for me to wake up Christmas morning. I did wake up. Eighteen inches from a ceiling that I had previously only seen from several feet away at the closest. I screamed, flailed, almost fell out of the bed, and managed to save myself by clinging to the outside of the railing until my brain reset enough to climb out of bed properly. I did not find out about the drugging portion of this until I was nearly thirty.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me: haha, funny childhood stories!

Tumblr: ...babe, you good?

[itsnobodysproblem]

The Three Garridebs - Part 3

(live reactions)

←

Straight after p2

I am. Shaking.

I'm so scared of how Sherlock and Mariana will react

"This is.. like.. my fifth attempt to do this"

I know he has to be fine but this scares me so much. He's.. he's gonna be fine. He'll.

"this is what.. John.. would have wanted."

WHAT. WHAT????

Ok is... Is he like in a.. coma..? Or something???

I don't like thisssssss...

My heart is going so fast

[Breathing and noises from John]

Is he writing something.. no. No he's talking now.

"I'm sad to say that's probably internal bleeding"

Oh god....

"You can see where it's gone in... Sternum"

Shittttt

"But I'm- I'm panicking."

Oh god.. of course...

What can he even do? What can he do?

"I wish I was at Buckingham Palace"

Oh..

"Well, listeners, I, um, for once I, I don't really know what to.. say."

:((((

"I hope- I hope this isn't causing anyone distress."

It VERY MUCH IS

"I love you all very much"

Oh godddd

"Hello again, darling!"

Bad mic

"He wouldn't miss this. He absolutely would not miss this."

Ohhh Carol suspects something...

"He can pick me up at the gates, you know... Like he did at school..."

This is the thing that made me tear up btw

They. They wouldn't actually kill him. Right? And.. like.. replace him with someone else recording..? They wouldn't do that. Right? Please.

"Sherlock... Sorry... Sorry.."

Oh goooddddddddddd no...

"Something's wrong."

Thank you Sherlock!

My heart. Is pounding. I'm. Shaking.

God please John don't be dead please please please

"John!!"

"Sherlock...."

Oh god he's still conscious

"Cold hands... Warm heart."

Gooodddddd

"Can he walk?"

Is he gonna wake up? First and foremost?

"Nadia and I are having a baby"

Called it

"And we'd- We'd love to borrow your name"

Awwwww

"There is.. another John.. out there. That I never met. That I never... compromised. One that was never dragged on any silly adventures."

Sherlock.. it was his choice..

"We all know what he saw in me... What I see now..."

Sherlock....

"Because if he could hear you, he would rise up out of that bed and beat you over the head."

:))

"Oh! Oh, the show.."

I guess we're getting a hiatus...

"...but I also think this does serve as a reminder.. to stay out of my business."

oooohhhhh fuccckkk..

And.. it.. ends. Like that

Oh.. god.

[kalacoko]

Chainsmoker

[alwaystightrope]

oh wow ok

[bellwetherart]

[bonesbugsandballads]

“Oh wow I can’t wait to listen to part 3 of the three garridebs!” I saids with excitement

I was then shot 57 times in the chest

[thatautisticdetective]

SHERLOCK KISS METER IS HERE

sort've- the post you can interact with to make it happen is here :3

Now I understand you might be like "500 reblogs and 700 likes? That's absurd!" And you may be right. But also I will be drawing a comic so I think it's fair. It takes time to draw and I'm hella busy 😭 I've included hints that are related to the character Sherlock will interact with (but with the nature of some of them, he will not kiss all of them)

Edit: the 100 reblogs & 200 likes is supposed to be 150 reblogs oops

[paperleef]

If this flops I’m losing it

[junibgoode]

"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.

[lumishells]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[vcvand]

I feel like it would be cool if the next Hunger Games book had the one tribute that became insane and started eating people. IMAGINE the horror.

[caittt5]

Anyone remember this marauders fic on ao3?

It was regulus protagonist, probably jegulus and it began with regulus being a prefect for the new year and having to show the 1st years to their dorm when one of the first year girls is crying about her brother possibly being mad at her for being in slytherin causing regulus to calm her and reassure her, the girl then latched on to regulus and ate meals with his friends, it was a longer fic from my memory and the girl + her brother end up getting killed in a death eater attack later on in the story after regulus has escaped from the black house (or he was just visiting the potters I can’t remember which)

But yeah if anyone knows any fics that are similar please let me know I’m desperate to find this again!!

[vcvand]

I want to read now so yeah pls find 🙏🙏🙏

[reminders-offical]

headcanons for shapes

because finals are coming up and im losing my grip on reality

they made a mistake by not admitting me to a psych ward during my childhood

[villain-offical]

Tag yourself I'm homophobic furry con attendee shady af with comebacks

[profain-offical]

Male thot enemy of the state and tax evader

[bill-cipher-offical]

CATBOY