Sentence Meme: 62 Willow Rosenberg Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/supernatural references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ Let’s get this straight. I don’t understand it. I don’t wanna’ understand it. You have gross emotional problems. And things are not okay between us. ❜
❛ You know, syphilis. But basically, standard sort of stuff. ❜
❛ That’s right, big boy. Come and get it. ❜
❛ I knew it! I knew it! Well, not ‘knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know! ❜
❛ There were circumstances then. There’s no circumstances. ❜
❛ Okay. No biting, though. ❜
❛ Evil! You’re all evil again! ❜
❛ Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin. ❜
❛ Thanksgiving isn’t about the blending of two cultures. It’s about one culture wiping out another. ❜
❛ No candles? Well, I brought one. It’s extra flamey. ❜
❛ I mean, you men. It’s all about the sex! You find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever’s necessary just as long as you get the sex. I tell you men haven’t changed since the dawn of time. ❜
❛ My God, you people are all…well, I’m upset and I can’t think of a mean word right now, but that’s what you are. ❜
❛ I don’t think you wanna help. I think you just wanna slay the demon, then go “La, la, la”. ❜
❛ Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh, look, a cockroach. ❜
❛ I know I’m not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It’s always like, 'Oh, you’re like a sister to me,’ or, 'Oh, you’re such a good friend’. ❜
❛ Don’t cry. I’m sorry. I was too hard on you. Sometimes I unleash. I don’t know my own strength. It’s bad. I’m bad. I’m a bad, bad, bad person. ❜
❛ Well, [name] always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I’m wisecracking, okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time! ❜
❛ Now, hold on! I’ll do your spell for you. ❜
❛ I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am [name]. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay? ❜
❛ It’s like all of a sudden I’m not cool enough for you because I can’t kill things with my bare hands. ❜
❛ Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychopathic super-bitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category. ❜
❛ I am a she-witch, a very powerful she-witch - or witch, as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with! ❜
❛ I don’t want danger. Big no to danger! ❜
❛ I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars. ❜
❛ Oh, right, me and [name] play Mistress of Pain every night. ❜
❛ Occasionally, I’m callous and strange. ❜
❛ The coven is– They’re the most amazing women I’ve ever met. But there’s this… this look that they get. Like I’m gonna turn them all into bangers and mash, or something. Which I’m not even really sure what that is. ❜
❛ No, you’d be wonderful in the Army. Do you think the umbilical cord between you and [name] will stretch that far? ❜
❛ Then, talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don’t be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun! ❜
❛ The magic wasn’t all great. I won’t miss the nosebleeds and the headaches and stuff… or keeping stinky yak cheese in my bra. ❜
❛ [name], don’t you love me? ❜
❛ This big evil that’s been promising to devour us? Well, I think it’s started chomping. ❜
❛ It’s complicated… because of [name]. ❜
❛ What, you think you have some sort of special lesbi-dar or something? ❜
❛ From beneath you, it devours. ❜
❛ I know that some people think you had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo-hoo! ❜
❛ I know you were happier when you were in the ground. The only time you were ever at peace in your whole life is when you were dead. Until [name] brought you back. ❜
❛ I think you’re missing something about the whole poophead principle. ❜
❛ It’s incredible. I mean, I am so juiced [name], it’s like no mortal person has ever had this much power. Ever. It’s like I’m connected to everything. ❜
❛ You put your old murder weapon in with our utensils? ❜
❛ I’m Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had that close relationship with God. ❜
❛ So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who’s killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who’s…not. ❜
❛ Did we not put the 'grr’ in girl? ❜
❛ You know, [name]– sweet girl, not that bright. ❜
❛ Does that mean I have to be a bigger, badder badass than the source of all badness? ❜
❛ I can kill a couple of geeks all by myself. But, hey, if you’d like to watch… ❜
❛ Well, technically, [name] isn’t a monster. And as far as fighting, I’d be lucky to bruise her fist with my face. ❜
❛ Weird’? It’s against all laws of God and Man! ❜
❛ I know she’s not over the whole [name] sleeping with [name] thing. You know what I mean… ❜
❛ I’m not strong. I’m not an Amazon. I’m just me. ❜
❛ Avoid white-skinned men in capes. ❜
❛ I don’t need to say “oh”, I got it before. They slept together. ❜
❛ I, I’m having all sorts of… I’m dating. I, I’m having serious dating with a werewolf. And, and I’m studying witchcraft and, and killing vampires. ❜
❛ Well, when I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away. ❜
❛ When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Or to lock me in some mystical dungeon for all eternity here. With the torture. Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me. ❜
❛ [name] does not eat people. It’s more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless wolf fun. ❜
❛ Okay, somebody explain the whole 'He will suck the whole world into Hell’ thing 'cause that’s the part I’m not loving. ❜
❛ I’m just missing everything. I miss P.E. ❜
❛ It didn’t have to be this way. But you made your choice. ❜
❛ Well, I’m not saying it’s the key to her heart, but [name], she likes cheese. ❜
❛ I’m less worried about hitting my thumb and more worried about going all black-eyed baddie and bewitching that hammer into cracking my friends’ skulls open like coconuts. ❜