[tom-and-jerry-memes]

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[genesisthehealer]

Speaking this into existence.

[itsvee2]

Speak to your future, watch it speak back.

[kimreesesdaughter]

THAT PART!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[calypsosees]

Gonna post this on my bathroom mirror as an affirmation

[cunningcelt]

[andthe2000s]

Claiming it and speaking it into existence in the name of the Lord! Amen 🙏🏾

[underprivileged-kids]

So what you’re saying is I’m going to get that Web & Media Developer job 🙌🏾

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes you are!!!!!

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[vimtos]

good night everyone except all the toxic people throughout my life who made me doubt my self-worth and took advantage of my kindness and patience

[veckatimets]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[localstarboy]

Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this LITERALLY me 

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

wow lmao

[itskyalenotkyle]

Your money declined 😭😂😂

[garbagegold]

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.

[localstarboy]

[itskyalenotkyle]

I literally had tears rolling down my face 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[fatandbougie]

i love Mero high ass

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

“A-Chilis”

[virgomoncler]

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[basiilhallward]

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

[lmaonade]

How's your skin?

it’s on my body so i can’t complain

[mogifire]

why not both?

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[onlytwitterpics]